Post by the_who on Nov 20, 2008 23:24:04 GMT -5
(Sorry, I couldn't resist a kid-walks-in-on-lurve-making moment... cept this one is a bit more... awkward. ^_^)
The two were at it.
Note was on top of Zim, twisted in the blankets, kissing the Irken into oblivion, nuzzling wildly into soft green flesh. There was much jerking and moaning. Heat radiated in the sweetley-scented room, claws trailing down flesh, his teeth hungrily reaching up to bite Note's shoulder. In each other's arms, it felt as if... as if nothing bad could ever happen.
And at that exact moment, on the Massive, Red yawned. He blinked, slurped on his soda, and continued to stare at the empty void that was space from their large monitor, the pilots about boredly twidding their thumbs. It was a slugish day indeed. "Hey Pur?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm bored."
"So?" Purple continued to snack on his chips, hardly paying Red any attention.
"Let's call Zim."
Purple shrugged, and Red ordered the transmission to Earth. They rolled their eyes - as usual, Zim wasn't in the transmission room - he never was anymore. So they ordered the computer, as usual, to find Zim and camera in on him.
And the two screamed and pointed, gawking, when the screen showed human and Irken on the floor, caught in ecstacy.
"I'm gonna be sick...." Purple moaned, clutching his stomach.
"ZIM, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?" Red yelped, terrified. This could NOT be happening.
Zim screamed, pushing Note off him, who gaped, twisted in the sheets that had rolled unto the floor with them. "MY TALLEST! I CAN EXPLAIN!" But in all honesty, he couldn't. His antennas were askew and erect, his legs clamped tight, his eyes giving that strange gleam... and even more, his extra mechanical legs were ejected, splayed everywhere.
"Y-YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE PERMISSION TO-"
"Oh piss off." Note grumbled, pulling the sheets over himself - 'himself'. The himself that was actually a herself... but she seemed to forget. Red looked away in embarrasment, staring at Purple. "What, you and the purple guy never go at it?"
"WHAT!?" the two Tallests exclaimed at once, blushes coming over their features.
"SHE'S SICK, ZIM! SHE'S SICK!" Red yelled, but Purple smilled mischeviously, staring at his lap.
"Oh, quite a few...."
"PURPLE!"
Zim stared, horrified, and awkward moment passing between his leaders and himself. "Oh Irk...." he stammered, and Note pulled him down into the sheets as the bit around his waist began slipping down. Note threw a pillow on top of him, which he squeezed, partially traumatized by this new bit of information. Scarred for life, you might say.
Red's face, cheeks dark, hands trembling, and glared at his co-leader, then at Zim. "Well... what I do in my personal life isn't any of your business! Plus, I'm tall! Zim, you're never allowed to reproduce! One Zim is enough! You hear me!? Nev-"
"Mommy, why are you and daddy on the floor?" Zim and Note glanced at each other, and grimaced, the crimson tallest cringing, the violet one cooing over how adorable their utterly confused two-year-old was as his big black eyes stared at the scene, traumatized.
Zim let out a nervous laugh. "Eh... heh... surprise?"
The two were at it.
Note was on top of Zim, twisted in the blankets, kissing the Irken into oblivion, nuzzling wildly into soft green flesh. There was much jerking and moaning. Heat radiated in the sweetley-scented room, claws trailing down flesh, his teeth hungrily reaching up to bite Note's shoulder. In each other's arms, it felt as if... as if nothing bad could ever happen.
And at that exact moment, on the Massive, Red yawned. He blinked, slurped on his soda, and continued to stare at the empty void that was space from their large monitor, the pilots about boredly twidding their thumbs. It was a slugish day indeed. "Hey Pur?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm bored."
"So?" Purple continued to snack on his chips, hardly paying Red any attention.
"Let's call Zim."
Purple shrugged, and Red ordered the transmission to Earth. They rolled their eyes - as usual, Zim wasn't in the transmission room - he never was anymore. So they ordered the computer, as usual, to find Zim and camera in on him.
And the two screamed and pointed, gawking, when the screen showed human and Irken on the floor, caught in ecstacy.
"I'm gonna be sick...." Purple moaned, clutching his stomach.
"ZIM, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?" Red yelped, terrified. This could NOT be happening.
Zim screamed, pushing Note off him, who gaped, twisted in the sheets that had rolled unto the floor with them. "MY TALLEST! I CAN EXPLAIN!" But in all honesty, he couldn't. His antennas were askew and erect, his legs clamped tight, his eyes giving that strange gleam... and even more, his extra mechanical legs were ejected, splayed everywhere.
"Y-YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE PERMISSION TO-"
"Oh piss off." Note grumbled, pulling the sheets over himself - 'himself'. The himself that was actually a herself... but she seemed to forget. Red looked away in embarrasment, staring at Purple. "What, you and the purple guy never go at it?"
"WHAT!?" the two Tallests exclaimed at once, blushes coming over their features.
"SHE'S SICK, ZIM! SHE'S SICK!" Red yelled, but Purple smilled mischeviously, staring at his lap.
"Oh, quite a few...."
"PURPLE!"
Zim stared, horrified, and awkward moment passing between his leaders and himself. "Oh Irk...." he stammered, and Note pulled him down into the sheets as the bit around his waist began slipping down. Note threw a pillow on top of him, which he squeezed, partially traumatized by this new bit of information. Scarred for life, you might say.
Red's face, cheeks dark, hands trembling, and glared at his co-leader, then at Zim. "Well... what I do in my personal life isn't any of your business! Plus, I'm tall! Zim, you're never allowed to reproduce! One Zim is enough! You hear me!? Nev-"
"Mommy, why are you and daddy on the floor?" Zim and Note glanced at each other, and grimaced, the crimson tallest cringing, the violet one cooing over how adorable their utterly confused two-year-old was as his big black eyes stared at the scene, traumatized.
Zim let out a nervous laugh. "Eh... heh... surprise?"