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Post by chaos on Nov 7, 2008 21:39:39 GMT -5
its almost here so why not.
Naughty Bird
A young man named Brad received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
Brad tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, Brad was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. Brad shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. In desperation, Brad threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, Brad quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto Brad's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
Brad was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, when the bird continued,
"May I ask what the turkey did?"
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
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Post by the_who on Nov 7, 2008 22:00:49 GMT -5
BWAHAHAHA! OMG, THAT'S TOO FUNNY!
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Post by chaos on Nov 7, 2008 22:04:19 GMT -5
XD really well,
WHAT DID THE TURKEY DO!?
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Post by the_who on Nov 7, 2008 22:08:23 GMT -5
simple: Gir was in it all along!
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Post by chaos on Nov 7, 2008 22:15:57 GMT -5
OH YEAAAAAH!
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