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Post by chaos on Oct 27, 2008 18:56:14 GMT -5
(YES! YES! THAT'D BE GREAT.... but what if Sashimi fired him on the same day, thus leaving him totally jobless until somebody gets angry enough to kick sashimi's butt?) (OH BRILLIANT! XD I love it then while Kinki and Taifu yell at Sashimi Dib gets stuck with trying to make Zim feel better and Zim ends up telling his secret about being an alien and how he lost his original job then hugging him and crying. And then Zim Could kiss him XD and Dib would freak out and punxch Zim and flee! FLEE FOR HIS SANITY!)
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Post by the_who on Oct 27, 2008 19:05:31 GMT -5
(haha. they've got weird european names that are hard to read, anyway.)
Kinki easily took a seat in the back in the row behind Dib's, but Taifu trotted to the front, falling on her knees. "DON'T TELL MY DAD! PLEASE DON'T TELL MY DAD! I'LL WRITE YOUR LECTURES FOR A WEEK IF YOU DON'T TELL MY DAD!" she begged, bowed before him, her nose literally touching the ground. There were snickers about, but she didn't seem to care.
"How dare you be late to the almighty class of Zim?" he yelled dramatically, collecting his 'dog' from off her head, who made a strange beaver-like noise before jumping behind his desk to plunder through his papers.
Kinki stood. "Please, Inveader-son, do not call her father." Her expression was grim, and as most everyone knew to respect her, they all stared at the alien teacher. Dib lanced up, and stood as well, nodding.
"Don't do it." he mumbled, not quite knowing the reason, but not wanting necessarily to see his roommate upset. Even if she was rude, he didn't have anything in particuliar against her.
Sashimi glanced out the window. "Now, where is that police-man? He's supposed to keep an eye on the gate, but he hasn't even shown up yet."
"Maybe you scared him off." Isan muttered, flipping boredly through the fall catalog for a local store.
"Me, scare someone off? That's ridiculous!" Sashimi laughed, and Isan rolled her eyes, biting her tongue.
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Post by the_who on Oct 27, 2008 19:06:58 GMT -5
(yesssh!!!! poor dib.... and at the same time, he's trying to gain Miyaki's affection, while Taifu is battling her own emotions. HORMONES!)
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Post by chaos on Oct 27, 2008 19:16:37 GMT -5
Zim took a cautious step back. Human females, or any females really, could be quiet terrifying in a group this big. Zim sighed. "I wasn't going to call anyway." He growled trying to make himself look better. "Just go sit down."
Taifu jumped up in joy and bowed slightly to the scowling Zim. "Thank you Invaedar-sensei!" Before rushing off to take a seat next to Kinki.
Zim cleared his through. "Um well who would like to-"
"I MADE TOAST!" Gir jumped up from behind the desk and stuffed a folder full of student records in to Zim's mouth. Zim gagged and yanked out the folder coughing. All the girls in class stared at the dog and Gir stared back cutely.
Zim took this chance to rise up behind Gir and yell at him. "GIR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"
"I was making you breakfast master." Gir responded.
"Awe he's so cute!" One of the girls shouted.
"Can I pet him?" Another asked.
"Awe there there little cutie!" at random all the girls rushed forward to pet and play wioth the cute little gir.
"Dawww! Master they like meh!" He smiled.
Zim slaped himself in the face and collapsed. It wasn't worth it.
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Post by the_who on Oct 27, 2008 19:24:54 GMT -5
Taifu took the chance to sit on her desk, watching the mob. "He seems like he should be a drama teacher or something." she chuckled, digging in her pocket. She seemed to find what she wanted, and fished out half a bagel, chewing on it. She tore a peice off on the opposite end, giving it to Kinki.
"He would do well as a drama teacher, yes, but the fates won't allow it... yet." Kinki mumbled the last bit under her breath in an ammused tone, chewing on the bagel.
"Wonder when we'll do anything interesting." Taifu mumbled. After her run in with the dog, she had practically no interest in coming in contact with it again any time soon. Although, she had to admit, it was pretty cute. She blinked, and frowned. "Wait, what?"
Sure enough, part of the crowd had broken off to pet their teacher, babbling about how short he was, and how cool his skin was.
Dib broke out in laughter, holding his stomach. This was too funny.
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Post by the_who on Oct 27, 2008 19:34:40 GMT -5
( hey, i g2g. lots of lurve.)
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Post by chaos on Oct 27, 2008 19:37:12 GMT -5
(Yeah see i wanted to base this scene kind of off of Negima When he first comes in to teach XD)
Zim's eyes were wide and he stared in shock. he swatted his arms around and began shouting like he normally would have. "RELEASE ME! RELEASE ZIM!" But sadly for Zim it seemed the more he fought with the girls the more they wanted to coddle him for being just so 'small' and 'cute'. Those awful words had him cringing when ever he heard them and eventually he stopped trying to swat the girls off. "I'm not that short." He said sadly.
Dib hear the girls cries of joy and shook his head still laughing hard. Their compliments were basically the worst insults ever to the Irken. He sighed. 'If only I could have gotten everyone back home to do something like this, maybe Zim would have left.' Dib thought. 'Or committed suicide.' Dib didn't laugh at this. Though he wasn't sure why. Perhaps the Invader wasn't horrible enough to deserve that. But at least some pain to the alien would have be enjoyable.
(awe okay)
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Post by the_who on Oct 28, 2008 17:02:36 GMT -5
(Negima... i think i've read that.... XD)
Dib was about to kick back in his chair when, suddenly, somebody grabbed his wrist. "Come on, they'll rub all his cuteness off before we can touch him!" some random girl shouted at him, dragging him screaming into the horde. He blushed profusely as he was crammed through the crowd of girls, feeling quite embarrassed... and tempted. He was shoved to the front, and was let lose. Instantly, he tried to escape, but his wrist was grasped yet again.
"SAVE ZIM!" the teacher shouted at him desperately, but they ended up being smooshed together instead in the horde of hugs and adoration. It was disturbing to no end, and Dib found himself screaming and clawing, as his teacher blushed darkly at the fact that, yet again, he was so close to this particuliar pupil.
"TAIFU!" he screamed, seeing his roommate in the back talking to the single friend she seemed to have, "SAVE ME!!!!"
Taifu glanced up, and laughed. "If you give me 20 American dollars!"
"I'LL DO ANYTHING!"
Taifu laughed loudly as she slipped into the crowd, weeding and shoving her way into the heart of it. It wasn't everyday she could get American money just for saving somebody from a mound of excited girls.
(You need to take Kinki now - I feel like I'm pretending to be you. o.o'''')
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Post by chaos on Oct 29, 2008 18:33:09 GMT -5
Kinki reclined in her chair. It was hilarious. Of course to keep eyes off her she kept her laughter down to a soft giggle. Shaking her head after glancing at her watch she gradually made her way to the front of the room and using her psychotic powers she slipped Taifu, Dib, and Invaeder-sensi out of the heap and sneaked them out of the room.
When the girls finally got another good look at their 'teacher' they we shocked to find that he had been replaced by the grinning green dog Gir.
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Post by the_who on Oct 29, 2008 18:58:22 GMT -5
"I lurveths you too! I really doos!" Gir squealed, waving his arms around as the group coddled him.
Zim blinked, shocked by his sudden transition into another room. There had been no sparkling lights, no weird feeling, only a blink as the surroundings suddenly changed. Taifu jerked Dib away from him, then pressed her finger against the boy's chest, smugly. "Money, now." she demanded, tilting forward.
"W-what did... how did you... oh fine." Dib uttered, reaching his hands down to his pockets. It was then he realized he didn't have any, and groaned, his hand merely brushing his skirt. "It's in my bag - I'll give it to you later." he mumbled shyly, then frowned. "Why were you sitting all alone at breakfast."
"I wasn't sitting alone, I was sitting with him!" Taifu snorted, pointing to their dazed teacher.
"What!?"
"Well, see, there was that creepy lesbian girl, but she doesn't like teachers, so I - wait... why am I telling you all this?" she stopped, and turned away, patting down her now disshevled hair, that she had alrady decided she would recolor and spike the next day. White didn't suit her well. Dib rolled his eyes, and looked for the door in the dim room.
"You've got issues, Taifu." he muttered, and yelped as she kicked him. He rubbed the back of his calf, wincing, but decided not to retaliate, in fear his other leg would be hurt as well. Instead, he simply hobbled about looking for the exit. He did NOT want to be stuck in a room with his rambunctious roommate and his arch nemesis... even if that nemesis didn't know who Dib was at the moment.
Taifu walked towards her teacher with a broad smirk. "Ha ha... serves you right for being so...." It was then, she noticed with wide eyes, that he in fact was perhaps and inch or two above her, and she growled, gripping his shoulders and pulling him down, standing on her tiptoes as she did so. "Short." She groaned, rolling her eyes. "Am I just shorter than everyone in this frickin' country!?"
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Post by chaos on Oct 29, 2008 22:13:17 GMT -5
(GAHAHAH! XD Wow that's sad if she's shorter than Zim XD Poor Taifu!)
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Post by chaos on Oct 29, 2008 22:42:19 GMT -5
"Release me Stink-pig!" Zim growled at Taifu smirking at his amazing height advantage over the girl. Dib rolled his eyes and sighed.
"when the three of you are quite done I've fixed some tea." Kinki spoke calmly holding out a tray of the amber liquid. "And not to mention the fresh rice balls for Invaeder-sensi." She set the trays on the table and took a step back to allow the others to sit down.
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Post by the_who on Oct 30, 2008 19:35:28 GMT -5
(Well, since I'm always the shortest person wherever I go, all my OCs are usually shorter than the other characters. Doesn't matter if they're Taifu, Terry, or Spleet (except Spleet has to be taller than Zim because Zim is the smallest Irken....). Though, all my imaginary spawns of cannon characters are usually tall for some reason....)
Taifu blinked, a bit surprised, as she sat on the floor. Kinki always had her way of being completely random... but it was always so calmly done that sometimes one had to wonder if it were actually normal. "Uh... Kinki... are we going to be having a tea-party everday during science, or...."
"Don't count on it." Kinki said sternly, "You do need an education, Taifu, whether you see this or not."
"School is pertty important." Dib mumbled, and received a glare from his roommate.
"I don't like you." she said coldly, dipping her finger into her cup of steamy tea and flicked some of the hot fluid towards his eye. He blinked as it splattered across his glasses, but a bit of it hit his cheek, and he hissed at the sting it left. Zim's eye twitched a bit, but he kept to himself, not wanting any of the deadly hot water-based fluids flinged upon him.
"I should give a test tomorow for their impudence...." he grumbled about the mob that had attacked him, rubbing hastily at a hickey on his neck. Yes, some girl had been weird enough to give him a hickey. Taifu immediately, in her mind, blaimed Hitsikaru, regardless to whether or not the creepy stalker-like girl had been in their class at the time or not.
"Don't let creepy kids bite you, teacher, or they might start suckling out all your blood." she mused, a crooked grin on her face.
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Post by chaos on Oct 30, 2008 19:57:04 GMT -5
Zim's eyes flew wide open at this statement. "WHAT! YOU MEAN THOSE VILE MEAT CREATURES ARE AFTER MY BLOOD CANDIES AGAIN!"
Taifu stared in confusion and Kinki just giggled. But Dib ignored it. He was used to Zim's completely random shouting after all.
But what Taifu had said did remind him. He still had a vile of vampire blood in his suit case. Thinking Dib laughed. maybe he should inject some of it in to Zim and see what would happen.
"Don't even think about it Dib." Kinki hissed. "It'll just cause you more trouble." Kinki giggled at Dib's shocked stare. "Besides if you hate him now imagine how much worse he'd be as a vampire."
Dib flinched. "Right bad idea." Taifu and Zim looked back and forth between Dib and Kinki trying to figure out what they were talking about.
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Post by the_who on Oct 30, 2008 20:08:41 GMT -5
Taifu, simply nosy, finally allowed her attention to drift. Kinki did that... a lot. It wasn't so unusual for her to give random warnings. In fact, Taifu wondered if the only reason Kinki put up with her was to give her warnings, as the-today-white-haired girl had a hot temper.
"So you're scared of vampires, eh?" she asked her teacher, and rounded on him, fingers up to her mouth to imitate fangs. "I vant to suck your bloods!" Her asian accent sounded funny saying it, and Dib and Zim both couldn't help but laughing. "What?" she snapped with a frown.
"Nothing." Dib snorted in the most girly tone he could muster, and realized that once again, Zim's stare had rested upon him. He shifted uneasily, wincing - the act was getting even harder to keep up.
'She sounds like my Tallest Purple.' was the innocent thought running through Zim's head at the moment. He winced, and backed away as Taifu again wiggled her fingers at him, forgetting that he was adult. He wasn't tall enough to be taken seriously, anyhow, and he looked way too young.
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Post by chaos on Oct 30, 2008 20:23:01 GMT -5
(awe poor short Zim CURSE I'M OUT OF IDEAS AGAIN! .....INTERLUDE!)
Chief Ansatusha Grumbled as he walked towards the front entrance of another school. The poor police chief now sported two black eyes a bloody lip and a partially shredded pant leg, via a pack of guard dogs let loose on him.
Why was everyone attacking him? HE was only trying to do his job, protecting Japan from the American menace. He sighed. Perhaps he should just give up and go home before he was killed.
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Post by the_who on Oct 30, 2008 20:33:26 GMT -5
Suddenly, the bell rang, and Taifu jumped to her feet. "GAH! I'M GONNA BE LATE!" she yelped, nearly stepping on the group as she stretched her legs as far as possible to dash off. A trail of smoke quite literally followed her, and Zim and Dib glanced at each other, a bit traumatized by how they had nearly been trampelled.
"That was... fast." Dib murmured, and stumbled up, following at a more calm pace, wondering where on Earth he was going for his next class. Kinki bowed to Zim slightly then followed.
Zim was the last to strut out, glancing around nervously, nearly jumping as a squirell jumped from the bushes. "VAMPIRE!" he screamed, racing off.
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Post by chaos on Oct 30, 2008 20:37:44 GMT -5
(TIME JUMP!)
For the rest of the week Zim could hardly teach. What with all the glomping of insane students to the screaming every five minutes about vampires. All in all though it was a decent first week of school and Zim quickly became the most favorite teacher in the school. Which actually wasn't as fun as it would have sounded to him earlier.
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Post by the_who on Oct 30, 2008 20:55:33 GMT -5
He wandered into the cafeteria wearily. To make up for the time lost in class, he assigned a lot of homework. Not necessarily hard homework, just homework. This actually caused more work for him, considering he had to grade it all. But the Asian girls didn't seem to care one way or the other (something about him being too yummy to resist, adding to his vampire paranoia), and somehow they managed to keep up with it. In fact, his worst student was the only one who had yet failed to turn in an assignment.
At that moment, he was summoned by this worst student.
"ZIM-SAN!" Taifu shouted out at breakfast. It had become customary for her to scream his attention at the top of her lungs around that time of day, to first torment him about vampires, then beg for help on her homework. It wasn't really that she liked him... she just needed him - a bit like Zim needed Gir... wait... did he?
He was caught up in these thoughts, and didn't notice that she was growing rather impatient. She drummed her fingers, waiting, called his name again. No response. So, without hesitation, she tossed her water bottle at his head. As mentioned, he was too short to take seriously, and he was too busy grading papers to make phone calls to her father.
Unexpectedly, the bottle cap burst off. This wouldn't have been such a problem if it weren't for the fact that Zim started screeching as his skin bubbled, and Taifu's eyes grew the size of saucers. "TOWEL! GET ZIM A TOWEL!" he shreiked like a siren, but no one moved.
And strangely enough, Dib found himself rising to his feet, grabbing a few paper towels, and indifferently kneeling to scrub the water (and blisters) off Zim's head. Taifu nearly stared, and the room smelled... funny. Like something had scalded. "I-I didn't mean to-" Taifu glanced around at the cruel glares, and angrily, at both herself and her peers, thrust herself from the lunchroom, remembering to grab her books. Profanity could be heard fading into the halls as she stalked away.
Miyaki winced as she watched Dib scrubbing Zim's head. "Oh... that's just... Zim...." she muttered in detest.
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Post by chaos on Oct 30, 2008 21:04:38 GMT -5
Dib quickly dried off the quivering invader/school teacher. Still unsure about why he bothered to help him. Dib sighed. "There, all dry."
Zim still shivered a little from the sudden unexpected pain. "Thank you, Deeb." He spoke softly and carefully stood up. As he rose up from the floor he was immediately surrounded by students.
"Oh Invaeder-sensei are you okay?"
"Never thought you to be one to have hydrophobia."
"Wow did his skin burn?"
During the questioning Dib managed to slip away and instantly left the cafeteria.
(Spot for Taifu and Dib stuff XD)
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