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Post by chaos on Oct 26, 2008 23:10:27 GMT -5
Dib followed Miyaki's gaze and saw what ,or more accurately who, she was looking at. His eyes flew open. "Oh no." He tried to hide under the table but for some reason Zim had chosen this moment to look up and had spotted him.
Miyaki never removed her gaze from Zim as she glared at him. But Zim had eyes for only the blushing girl that was trying to hide under the table. Dumping his try in the trash he walked up to her nervously.
"So Deeb are you better today?"
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Post by the_who on Oct 26, 2008 23:23:35 GMT -5
Miyaki stared in confusion from one to the other. Dib turned his head, not knowing quite what to say. So Miyaki took the liberty of trying to shoo Zim off. "Leave her alone, go away NOW you nasty-"
"Miyaki, get away from my table." Miyaki's head snapped up, and eyes locked with Taifu. Dib frowned - he hardly recognized her. Taifu's fingers drummed on her arm.
"I don't see your name on it."
"My roommate was here first."
"Well, I came before you." Miyaki muttered, "Besides, do you even really like her? I mean, you hate everyone." Taifu looked like she could just about kill Miyaki, who only stood her ground. She glared from one to the other, then at Dib in hopes that he would rescue her. He refused to look at anyone, though.
"Never mind." she muttered, walking away from the eyes upon her. Dib watched a bit guiltily as the today white-haired girl plopped fown dejectedly at a back table, alone. It wasn't that others avoided her prescence, but none sat by her, either. The same feeling he used to get during lunch at his old school.
"Don't worry about her. She does it to herself." Miyaki muttered, swirling the cup of coffee. "She pracitcally snaps at anyone who says hello to her. So God damn egoistic...." She glared at Zim at that moment, giving him a warning look.
Taifu stared at the food table, no longer quite hungry. She wondered, if perhaps, Kinki would come to eat food in the cafeteria, or if she would eat alone yet again. 'I don't care.' was her thought as she opened her science textbook, deciding it would be best not to fail on the first day.
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Post by chaos on Oct 26, 2008 23:30:09 GMT -5
Zim felt a bit uncomfortable being glared at By Miyaki so he decided maybe it would be best to talk to Deeb some other time. "Okay well see you girls in class." and with that he backed away and ran off.
Dib looked at the retreating Zim with relief. At least he was leaving him alone. He shivered at the thought of how Zim had fallen for Deeb. Of course Now Dib was focused on staring at Taifu. "Why does she always sit alone?" he asked no one in particular.
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Post by the_who on Oct 27, 2008 0:10:34 GMT -5
"Because she's socially-awkward." A girl with long black hair mumbled, sitting down beside Miyaki. Dib rose an eyebrow.
"She just doesn't like too many people. Don't try to get her - it takes a phsycic to be able to." Miyaki muttered. "This is Hiruki by the way." The long-haired asian girl waved losely, then continued to hungrily tear into her pile of muffins. She was a bit chubby, but had kind eyes that made the swells on her body seem less important.
"Well... isn't it a bit mean to just...you know...."
"Just let her be, Dib. It'll save you a world of trouble, and your brain a whole lot of stress." Miyaki muttered, standing to get thirds on coffee, swaggering a bit. Hiruki chuckled, and smirked at Dib.
Htsikaru noticed Taifu in the back, and a creepy grin overtook her features. She stalked forward quietly.
Taifu lightly picked at her food, staring at the textbook blankly. Not a word of it made sense, not one. And Kinki wasn't there yet to lighten the mood. "God.... " she glared up sheepishly at the teacher table. "I wish I knew who the frickin science teacher was...." she muttered. It wasn't that she hated science - it was just her weak point. She looked down at the book again, attempting to salvage her first day's grade.
"Want any help?" Taifu looked up in horror at the girl smacking bubble gum above her. Having seen here the day before, it wasn't too much a surprise that she was there yet again, but it was even worse with that creepy twinkle in the girl's eyes.
"I... uh... no thanks. I... uh... I already have help!"
"From who?"
Taifu looked about desperately, and noticed Zim from the corner of her eye. "Zim-san! Can I ask you a question?" she asked, neary leaping over the table as she grabbed his wrist. He stared at her in confusion and shock, and she gave him a pleading look, using her chin to discreetly gesture to the creepy lesbian hovering over her.
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Post by chaos on Oct 27, 2008 16:17:14 GMT -5
Zim nodded slowly a little confused. "Uh, sure I guess. What do you need?"
Taifu smiled and sat back down dragging Zim with her. "I was just wondering if you could help me out with this. " She gestured at the science book.
Htsikaru sighed and walked off. "If you need any better help I'll just be over here." She pointed at Dib's table and joined the girls sitting there.
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Post by the_who on Oct 27, 2008 16:26:56 GMT -5
"Thank you Zim-san." Taifu said in a sigh, and continued to stare blankly at the book.
"Eh?"
"I suggest avoiding her." was all the white-haired girl said. "Here... it's got something to do with the neuron path in the brain."
Dib watched as the blonde-haired girl sat down, snapping gum loudly. She was a bit ugly, to tell the truth, with a face that was too long, and eyes that seemed to bulge out of their sockets. Her lips were large and plump - a little too large for her horse-like face. Hiruki stopped mid-bite to stare at the girl, a fearful expression coming over her face.
"Oh, and who are you?" Htsikaru asked Dib sweetly - a bit too sweetly. Like butter on a sugar-cube. Dib winced as the girl continued to smack her gum, those bulging eyes waiting for an answer.
"I... I'm Dib...." he said timidly, shrinking away. Htsikaru smirked, leaning forward, and Hiruki jumped up, squishing Dib into a hug.
"We have to go to the bathroom!" The plump, stout girl said quickly, dragging Dib off. Htsikaru glared, and Hiruki mumbled to confused Dib "Don't hang around her. She'll give you AIDs - or worse." Hiruki gestured to Miyaki, who was balancing three cups of coffee, and the three strode off farther into the depths of the lunchroom.
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Post by chaos on Oct 27, 2008 16:35:23 GMT -5
(GAHAH! XD) "Yes see its that simple." Zim smiled at Taifu as she nodded.
"I think I get it now." Taifu nodded shocked at how much help the strange teacher had actually been. "Thank you."
Zim waved off her thanks. "Please it was simple for someone like me." Zim smirked pumping up his ego again. "After all i am the science teacher."
Taifu looked shocked and jerked back. "What? You've got to be kidding." The one teacher that she needed to suck up to to pass and he walked right in to her lap. To use an old term.
"um nooo?" Zim looked confused at her questions. "What good would kidding about being a teacher be?" Then in a very quite and muffled voice he added. "Other than bringing the human race to its knees."
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Post by the_who on Oct 27, 2008 16:49:49 GMT -5
Taifu blinked, and glanced down at the book, then back up at Zim. A deep blush came over her face, realizing how much she would have to suck up to him... less her father have his way with her. "Uh... can I... get you anything?" she strained, staring at her lap.
"Something for Zim?" he asked, and rose his eyes to stare at the ceiling, thinking over his options, none of which seemed particularly appetizing. "Hmm...."
"Please... it would be my... pleasure." she mumbled, feeling as if she were shrinking. While she was lazy and truly just wanted to sit and blank out, she also was wise enugh to respect her elders. No matter how strange - or green - they might be.
Dib sat at the new table shyly, the line of girls staring down at him. "Awe, she really is cute!" "Awe!" "She's so little!" "I wish I had hair like that." He heard murmured down the line, and his face flushed, and he stared at the muffin that was placed before him by Hiruki. The kind fat girl grinned at him, then continued her chatting with Miyaki about schedules.
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Post by chaos on Oct 27, 2008 17:01:38 GMT -5
(WE FIT LIKE PUZZLY PIECES!)
Zim thought long and hard about Taifu's offer. He didn't have to think that long though as at this moment he was tackled by Gir. Luckily the robot had chosen to wear his costume today.
"GIR GET OFF OF ME!" Zim shouted attracting everyone in the cafeteria's attention.
"BUT I LUUUVES YOU MASTER!" Gir Squealed causeing everyone to become shocked and a few people to pass out. Well everyone except Dib and Taifu. A talking dog how bout that?
Taifu began to laugh before she looked closer. "IS THAT MY BRA!" Indeed it was.
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Post by the_who on Oct 27, 2008 17:19:27 GMT -5
Taifu, forgetting her 'respect for elders', jumped on the table and began pounding her fist into her teacher's eyes. "YOU LET YOUR CREEPY DOG WHERE MY BRA AROUND CAMPUS!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT!? YOU CREEP!!!" She snatched her bra away, leaving a groaning Zim as she sourly stalked through the lunchroom back to her room.
Though, in all honesty, she was slightly ammused.
Dib blinked, wincing. "That creepy robot better not have any of my stuff." he muttered under his breath, and turned his head. He would go up and insult Zim, but everyone was already busy chattering about how much of a disrespectful jerk Taifu was. After all, beating up an elder in Japan was much different than beating one up in America.
"Well... that was.... interesting...." Miyaki mumbled, sipping her fourth cup of coffee.
(brb)
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Post by chaos on Oct 27, 2008 17:22:43 GMT -5
(okay)
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Post by chaos on Oct 27, 2008 17:32:49 GMT -5
Chief Ansatusha Glared at the school grounds. This was the place where those Stupid Americans had come. He rubbed his side still injured from the last school he had gone to. "Simple mistakes." He mumbled rubbing and walking forward. This was definitely the right place...Right?
Ten minutes later Chief Ansatusha was flung from the school grounds. "HONESTLY I'M THE CHIEF OF POLICE AROUND HERE! WHERE'S MY RESPECT!?" But he received no answer. So what if he was bad at remembering which school it was that the Americans had invaded. "I need some coffee." He sighe and, hopping in his car he drove away.
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Post by the_who on Oct 27, 2008 17:46:58 GMT -5
(i is returneded!)
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Post by chaos on Oct 27, 2008 17:50:39 GMT -5
(YAY!)
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Post by the_who on Oct 27, 2008 17:57:21 GMT -5
Taifu grumbled as she tossed the bra into her slowly developing pile of dirty clothing at the end of her bed, and glanced at herself in the mirror. She smirked, glanced around, then made a face in the mirror.
"Very mature, Taifu." She jumped, and twirled around to see Kinki leaning in the doorway, reading a book.
"You and your phsycic powers." Taifu mumbled, kicking the pile of dirty laundry farther into the corner.
"It doesn't take a phsycic o figure you'd be here after your teacher's dog runs through the garden with your bra on his head." Kinki smirked, lowering her book just a bit to look at Taifu's exasperated expression. "I suggest not leaving your window open."
"Yeah, well, whatever. I've got science first, so I'm screwed anyway." she muttered, and blushed deeply. "Oh... damnit! I left my books in the cafeteria!" she yelped, and looked at the clock, realizing there wasn't enough time to go get them. She sighed misserably, and darted past Kinki.
"If you do that you'll be late for class. Your father wouldn't be too happy to hear about that."
Taifu groaned, defeated, and walked withKinki down the halls, out of the dorm, to the classrooms.
Sashimi reclined in his chair, giggling maddly, a dirty magazine to his face. "Chairman, you may want to put that away." A voice suggested, and he sat upright, eyes wide as he looked at his secretary, who gave him a disgusted expression.
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Post by chaos on Oct 27, 2008 18:17:40 GMT -5
"Cow's are my frieends.." Gir gave Zim a creepy smile as they walked to class. Zim would have liked nothing better than to leave Gir tied up somewhere but he was going to be late as is and he was the teacher after all.
"And the greatest teacher these filthy human Pig-Smellys will ever know!" He shouted to the ceiling. Wow it was really far away.....If only the floor were that far. Maybe then he wouldn't have to deal with all these worthless humans. Zim sighed. 'Why bother even hoping.' He knew he wasn't going to get any taller.
Zim was still moping as he entered the class room Gir in toe.
(Hey can we have Zim get fired later on and Dib see's him crying in the garden and tries to comfort him and Zim starts hugging him and stuffs XD poor Dib. Yup not soon though like after its October at least you know. or when ever the equivalent of over 1 quarter would be)
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Post by the_who on Oct 27, 2008 18:35:14 GMT -5
(Yes! We shall! The Taifu and Kinki can get all pissed off at the headmaster and force him to re-hire Zim.)
Dib parted ways with Miyaki and Hiruki. Both were a year above, and so had different classes, but Miyaki assured him that they had the same lunch and, possibly, even an elective together. He'd see Hiruki later on in French, as she had managed to weedle her way out of a foreign language class in her freshman year.
He noticed a stack of books on the table Taifu had been sitting at, and flipped open their covers. Sure enough, scrawled on the inside, was her name in big, bold Japanese. He was fortunate his father had forced him to take four different foreign languages throughout his school years in America.
He glanced down at his schedule. "Science... huh... shouldn't be too bad." he mumbled, as he excelled in the subject. He excelled in most every subject, though, which was the whole reason he was there in the first place.
As he walked into the class, though, he blushed, the fact that the school was full of girls becoming even more prominent. He took a seat in the back, staring at his textbook, pushing Taifu's aside. He wondered if he had any classes with her.
"SILENCE!" a voice shouted above the banter. He winced, as did the other students in the room, who became dead quiet as Zim marched into the room, all four feet and nine inches of him. Dib looked away, sheilding his face, not wanting to be noticed. Zim strutted to his podium, opened his text book, and glared down at the first page. It was all so... simple. Such simple science that he felt like he was in a room of mere smeets. "Well, welcome to advanced placement biology. Please open your books to page five, where we will begin upon this horrible nasty subject of doom!" he said dramatically, conjuring giggles.
He smirked - the girls of his class were eagerly opening their books. He had no idea being a teacher could be such... fun. "Now then, let's start with microscopes! Which of you horrible pig-smellies can tell me the two main types of microscopes, their uses, and who invented them?" The classroom was silent, and he snickered. This was all too fun. Especially since the first telescope was actually invented by a Vortian three thousand years previously, but he wouldn't tell them that. It could be a threat to his mission!
Taifu raced down the hall in a panic, nearly screaming. The bell had already rung, and the hallway was practically empty. Kinki followed calmly behind her, hardly caring that they were late. "I'LL KILL THAT WEIRD DOG!" Taifu screamed, and on a cue, a voice came from the hall.
"You mean meeeees?" And she was tackled by a giggling green blur.
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Post by chaos on Oct 27, 2008 18:41:41 GMT -5
(Oh no See I was thinking that Zim gets fired as an Invader XD And he spills his secret to Deeb not knowing its Dib and he's all sad and romantic and crap and Dib just horrified XD)
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Post by the_who on Oct 27, 2008 18:44:13 GMT -5
(YES! YES! THAT'D BE GREAT.... but what if Sashimi fired him on the same day, thus leaving him totally jobless until somebody gets angry enough to kick sashimi's butt?)
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Post by chaos on Oct 27, 2008 18:53:52 GMT -5
Dib looked around and sighed. No one seemed to know the answer. Succumbing to his horrible tendency to always be right he raised his hand. Zim saw it and looked surprised for a moment before smiling.
"Well Deeb-chan," he pointed at Dib not forgetting his Japanese suffixes. "What's the answer?"
Dib sighed. "The two main types of microscopes are Compound light microscopes and Electron microscopes. The electron microscope comes in two types though. The transmission electron Microscope and the scanning electron microscope. The Compound light microscope is used often in schools and other lower income facilities, being that it is the least powerful of the two main types. While the transmission electron microscope is used to see internal details, and the scanning electron microscope is used to show the surface in great detail. The scanning electron microscope can be used on a live specimen." All the girls in the class were staring at Dib.
Zim shook his head trying to clear his shock as well that any human could spout this information as if it was just commenting about the weather. "Umm, yes and who invented them?"
Dib sighed he hated his life. "The compound light microscope was invented by-"
"SORRY WE'RE LATE!" A huffing and puffing Taifu crashed through the door. Gir was sitting on her head and Kinki walked in more gracefully behind her.
(Yeah THANK YOU TAIFU! see my biology notes kinda end before they mention who invented them XD)
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