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Post by chaos on Sept 26, 2008 22:54:13 GMT -5
(wow I've actually been on this site for over 6 hours)
Chaos laughed loudly, startling Purple, who still had no idea what was going on. He was much to innocent to detect the implied perversion of his friend.
"Awe poor Pur." Chaos said stroking his antenna. X3 "SQUEE! Awe you're still so plush!"
"Enough fan-girliness." CML rolled her eyes ignoring the fact that she was the bigger fan girl of the two in the case of the Tallest. "We're in the Milky Way now - a few more minutes and we'll be on Earth."
"Wow, that was fast."
"This is an, rp what did you expect?" CML laughed.
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Post by the_who on Sept 26, 2008 23:01:14 GMT -5
(I know, right!? XD)
"A... rp? What the heck is a rp?" Red asked.
"Of course, you silly head. Now don't ask questions, it'd just cause you to ponder your reality, thus making you depressed. And we couldn't have an emo tallest, now could we?" CML said importantly, huffing. Red blinked, disturbed.
"Ok then...."
"Wait... hey Red... we're not friends?" Purple asked suddenly, his face becoming blank as he stared emptily into space, the swirling stars reflected in his gentle violet eyes.
"What?"
"Oh no... guys... can't you wait until we're at least landed and I can run away?" Chaos pleaded, sensing the drama bubbling. CML conjured a bowl of popcorn from thin air, and shrugged at Chaos's glare.
"You just said that I'm just an annoying co-tallest."
"T-that's not-"
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Post by chaos on Sept 26, 2008 23:05:16 GMT -5
Chaos rolled her eyes. 'Here's the drama.' (I'm frikin ticked now my mom just came down here and asked if she could check her email I said yes and said just give me a second so I could post one little sentence and she storms off yelling at me because she's too good to wait 3 seconds for me to click post. )
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Post by the_who on Sept 26, 2008 23:07:56 GMT -5
(It's all cool. Just let her check it, then repost whatever it was that you wanted, and I'll take care of the extra. By the way, you don't mind that I'm fixing grammar errors as we go along, do you?)
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Post by chaos on Sept 26, 2008 23:14:09 GMT -5
(not at all! In fact, I applaud you - saves me trouble later because I want to save this RP. XD Yeah, well she stormed off when i asked her to wait, even though I kept saying it's right here just check it!)
Chaos rolled her eyes. 'Here's the drama.'
Pur took this opportunity to whack Red the best he could in such close proximity to everyone else.
CML sighed. She had read Chaos's thoughts and knew they were true.
Before Red could hit back the ship entered Earth's atmosphere.
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Post by the_who on Sept 26, 2008 23:26:23 GMT -5
"Eep! Hold me!" CML squeeked, winking at Chaos as she clung to Red.
"I can't believe I didn't mean anything to you!" Pur yelped, his voice strained.
"You're being stupi-"
"I'm not stupid!"
"I didn't say you - God, would you just stop being so difficult?"
"Well, I would if you would stop being so mean!"
"You don't understand anyway, so just shut up!"
"I hate you, Red!"
"Good, we have something in common."
"Awe, Red, don't hate yourself!" CML yelped.
Chaos winced as the ship caught aflame and the arguement continued. "Uh... Red...."
"What?" the Irken spat viciously. Chaos pointed, and Red's eyes became large as saucers. He veered the ship upwards, and did a complete loop, the belly of the ship licking the clouds. The other three in the ship yelled as they were turned upside down, but Red merely squinted, jerking the throttle back so they zoomed forward sharply. The fire was out within minutes, and Red pointed the nose of the ship downward, and they began spiraling at they plummeted. Then, just moments before hitting the ground, he reared upwards, disengaged the engine, and they slowed gracefully to a halt in a clearing.
The others stared at the trees before them, then turned their gazes to Red, who merely pushed CML off his lap, raised the bubble shaped windsheild, and stalked out of the ship.
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Post by the_who on Sept 27, 2008 0:00:46 GMT -5
(well, im guessing you've left, considering that not only is it one in the morning, but your status is offline. meh.... shouldnt have stayed up so late, my nose is all stuffy. well, ill wrap it up for the night, but i expect to see you tomorow... or the next day... or the next.)
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Post by chaos on Sept 27, 2008 16:16:33 GMT -5
(yeah I had to go to bed I'm here now though. XD)
Zim's computer had been being annoying as always when Zim asked it to do something. "Stupid Inferior machine!" He kicked the computer console. He had just been alerted to an emergency on the massive and was worried about the tallest. His computer however didn't want to bother opening the report.
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Post by the_who on Sept 27, 2008 16:58:44 GMT -5
"Yes, kick all you want." the computer droned in its melachony voice, moving a knight on a game of online chess. "Hopefully you'll give yourself large welts."
"Gr...." Zim growled, kicking harder. "CURSE YOU COMPUTER, CURSE YOU!!!!!"
CML glanced up at fuming Purple, and then over at Chaos, who was still cringing from their near-death experience. CML drummed her fingers together. "That was... interesting...." she simply stated, jittery.
"I... I don't think I'll be flying again any time soon...." Chaos winced, shivering.
"Let's... go find Zim... then...?" CML blinked, sitting up.
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Post by chaos on Sept 27, 2008 18:14:34 GMT -5
Chaos's eyes flew wide at the name of Zim and she quickly jumped to attention. "To ZIM AWAY!!!!!!!!"
Chaos grabbed Purple's arm and CML's hand and dragged them away. While CML grabbed Red before he could escape.
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Post by the_who on Sept 27, 2008 18:39:34 GMT -5
"Will you just let go of me!?" Red yelled, kicking.
"Never!" CML smirked.
Off into the distance their feet carried them... or rather, Chaos's feet. Her friends just kind of screamed as they billowed in the air behind her. To the house with the laser lawn gnomes that were knocked over in the abundance of smoke travelling through the yard.
"ZIM!" Chaos demanded, allowing her companions to drop to the ground in a heap behind her, like abandoned rag dolls, except more out of breath and twitchy. They winced as the lawn gnomes got up and began to close in about them, Chaos oblivious to this in her excitement, of course.
"Oh, by the way, we have intruders." The computer said boredly as Zim continued to languidly kick the harddrive.
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Post by chaos on Sept 27, 2008 18:43:41 GMT -5
"What!" Zim jumped back and started running towards the lift. "You stupid computer why didn't you tell me that!" The computer didn't bother to respond. It knew who the intruders were and it also new that Dib had been watching Zim while he attacked the computer. "Hey big head you should go meet the intruders too." Zim's computer told Dib who was attached to the ceiling. Dib looked unsure of trusting Zim's computer but seeing as how he didn't want to lose sight of Zim he followed.
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Post by the_who on Sept 27, 2008 18:50:35 GMT -5
Zim swung the door open dramatically, and pointed straight at Chaos. "Who are you, and what are you doing on my - agh! My Tallests! Gnomes, disengage! DISENGAGE!" They did, but not before a lazer zapped Pur in the eye, causing him to yelp and collapse back into the almost-recovered heap.
"ZIM!" Chaos squeeled, jumping on him. CML blinked, watching as Zim screamed and ran about in circles, flapping his arms as the girl clung to him. CML glanced about, then up, as Red and Pur got off of her.
Red poked CML, who continued to stare in a sort of daze. "Uh... creepy kid...."
"Who're you?" she asked, squinting. Red blinked, glancing around.
Purple drummed his fingers together nervously. "I... uh... I think I might have elbowed her head when I fell." he admitted, and squeeled as Red unexpectedly gave him an enormous hug.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you, OH IRK, THANK YOU!!!"
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Post by chaos on Sept 27, 2008 18:55:08 GMT -5
While Red and Pur began to slip away Chaos looked over at them.
"Oh no! CML has lost her memory!" She cried. she immediately picked up zim and used him to whack CML on the head. "REMEMBER DANG IT THINK!"
Dib popped his head around the side of the door. 'What the heck?' he thought seeing Zim's leaders crawling away from two human girls one of which was hitting the other with Zim's body.
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Post by the_who on Sept 27, 2008 19:03:13 GMT -5
"OWE! OWE! OWE! NOT THE SKULL, NOT THE SKULL! I NEED THAT FOR THINKING!" CML yelped. Dib snickered as Zim began foaming at the mouth, and she glanced at him. Her eyes grew wide. "OH MY GOD!"
"What, you remember!?" Chaos asked, pulling back the battered, moaning Zim.
"Uh... no... but he's HOT!"
Dib glanced around, looking behind him. Sure enough, no one was there. "Who, me?" he asked, pointing at himself. Chaos wound up in a baseball pose, and whapped CML upside the head so hard that she flew back and crashed into the tree that Gir was running around.
"Owe... I remember now Chaos...." she said, pointing a finger up into the air, as she dizzily grasped Gir and used him to pull herself into a sitting position. Gir squeeled, waving his arms about, flinging mud all over her. Her left eye was splattered in the grime, as well as much of her face and nose. A big splotch was left on her jacket as well.
Red pointed, laughing. "You look like a Jarglepig Beast!"
"Red, be nice." Pur reprimanded, wagging his finger.
CML merely huffed, rubbing at the bruise on her forehead.
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Post by chaos on Sept 27, 2008 19:09:58 GMT -5
CML looked up after wiping the mud from her eyes and saw Dib. Her eyes flew wide and an enormous grin came across her mouth. "DIBBY-KUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She yelled flinging herself at the now teen human paranormalist.
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Post by the_who on Sept 27, 2008 19:22:43 GMT -5
"Hey...." Red mumbled, cocking an antenna, "I thought I was the object of your lust...."
"You're jealous?" Pur asked, raising his invisible eyebrow.
"No... but... still... who's object of lust will I be, then?"
Hearing his cue, Gir whooped, and lept into Red's arms. "Hiya, creator-man! Have you seen my piggy? What's luuuuuuuuuurst?" Red rolled his eyes as Purple giggled. He shook his hand, but the robot clung to it. "Weeh!"
CML tackled Dib to the ground, sitting cross-legged on his chest. He gazed up, wincing as she crushed his lungs, some of the dirt caking her flaking off unto him. This being his first real contact with a girl, he wasn't quite sure what to say. In all truth, he was shocked. She blushed, turning a shade of pink. "Gee, Chaos, now that I'm actually smooshing him, I feel awkward...."
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Post by chaos on Sept 27, 2008 19:28:26 GMT -5
"Awe don't worry CML." Chaos said smooshing Zim. "Just give him a BIIIIG Smooch! He'll love it." She then preceded to Smooch Zim. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Zim started screaming as he was repeatedly smooched by the infamous Chaos. Dib looked at the display and blushed more. He'd never kissed a girl before. And, except for that little incident with Zim where they had been standing way to close to each other and Gir had shoved him, he hadn't really kissed anyone.
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Post by the_who on Sept 27, 2008 19:36:18 GMT -5
CML gulped, and poked Dib. "Hey, you."
"Uh...." Dib mumbled, sweat trickling down his forehead. CML drummed her fingers together, and glanced over to Chaos's make-out session.
"Erm...." She glanced back and forth between the two. "But Chaos, it'd be my first time kissing a guy! What if I do it wrong?" (God honest truth, that is. XD Some stuff you just can't make up....) She glanced down at Dib again, brushing back his bangs, biting her lip. "Uh... would it be okay with you?"
Red winced, and screamed. "Will you just get this thing off of me?" he yelped as Gir pulled his antennas.
Zim gurgled and screamed at first, but somehow ended up falling into one of Chaos's kisses. "Hmm...." he remarked thoughtfully against her lips, curiosity taking over.
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Post by chaos on Sept 27, 2008 19:41:53 GMT -5
(YAY Zim likes kissing me! yeah I've never kissed anyone either except for relatives but that doesn't really count)
Dib blushed more and whispered quietly. "i guess I wouldn't mind" CML was pretty he had to admit to himself. No one had ever liked him before so he was just really weirded out. But if this was new to her as well maybe it would be less awkward to simply kiss her first. So he did.
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