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Post by the_who on Sept 26, 2008 20:53:02 GMT -5
"On the count of three." CML said, the hobo peeking over her shoulder, his massive beard scratching at her back. She shook it off, and gave him a glare from the corner of her eye. "Okay. One... two..."
"Calm down Red!" Purple exclaimed as his friend's back jolted into an arch.
"I told you, I'm not-"
"Three!"
"AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! IT'S THAT WEIRD KID AND THAT HOBo! SHE'S GONNA FONDLE ME AGAIN!!!!" Red jumped into Purple's lap in the most awkward position, so that his legs straddled the other's. If it weren't for the horror of it all, they would have hurriedly separated. Purple winced at the figures that were now sliding down the front of the windsheild, yelping as they attempted to clamber back up. Except the hobo, that is, who merely slobbered on the glass as he slowly skimmed it.
"Hey, it is that weird kid! And she brought another less weird kid! AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He ducked behind Red, sheilding the donuts of course.
CML and Chaos grinned at each other. "Oh, this is great." CML said, momentarily forgetting that she was sliding down the windsheild into oblivion.
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Post by the_who on Sept 26, 2008 20:54:21 GMT -5
(Pokemon scares me enough as it is. Strangely enough, though, I don't mind the first season of Digimon too much. The later ones are crud, though. Still, I wouldn't want to read implied things about those.)
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Post by chaos on Sept 26, 2008 21:04:06 GMT -5
(yeah its odd)
"Hey CML!" Chaos yelled. "Lets use the hobo to get inside."
"Great Idea!" CML cheered.
"Oh Irk Their coming inside Red What Do We Do Red? WHAT DO WE DO!!!!!!!!!!"
"PUR CHILL OUT!" Red shouted at his friend. He was still sitting in Pur's lap and subconsciously refused to let go. "They can't get though the glass. Got it? They can't get through the glass."
"Okay." Pur whimpered and began chanting. "They can't get through the glass. They can't get through the glass. They can't get through the glass. They can't get- OH IRK THEIR GETTING THROUGH THE GLASS!"
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Post by the_who on Sept 26, 2008 21:13:14 GMT -5
"EAUGH! Boy, this shirt is a tuffy!" CML said, whipping her brow as she took a deep breath. She glanced at Chaos.
"Well, we've got a pretty big crack." Chaos shrugged, huffing.
"Yeah, we better keep goin." The two struggled to lift the hobo again, and returned to banging his head against the glass. The hobo only stared blankly at a constellation that reminded him of corn....
Red wrapped his arms about Purple. "Don't worry, I'm here...." he assured, but in his mind, added 'But if they're molesting anybody, you're on your own.' Neither Tallest realized how suggestive they trully looked, and CML couldn't help but stop to raise an eyebrow.
"Are they doing what I think they're doing?"
"Of course not! Stop being such a pervert!" Chaos scolded, continuing to work like the good person she was, while CML continued to squint, like the horrible pervert she was.
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Post by chaos on Sept 26, 2008 21:17:54 GMT -5
(omg that's just like the real me!)
"I remember when I used a hobo to break through the bridge window on an evil aliens races leader's ship." The hobo said trying to take the corn out of the sky.
CRACK, CRACK,.. SMASH!!!
"FINALLY!" Chaos and CML shouted at the same time. they had smashed the glass.
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Post by the_who on Sept 26, 2008 21:27:01 GMT -5
(buhawhawhaw, me and my creepy imitation powers of doom!)
"Alas, I can figure out what the heck they're doing!" CML, ingenious but generally stupid, jumped into the hole, and fell until she smacked face-first into the floor. Chaos shook her head, calmly riding the floating hobo to the ground.
"Serves you right for being such a pervert."
"RAPE HIM INSTEAD!" Red screamed, shoving Purple into the air. Purple glared down, and Red shrugged. "She fondled me last time."
CML pried herself off the floor, and sneezed, blowing herself several feet into the air. "Awe man, not again!" she moaned, and shook her fist in the air. "CURSE YOU INEFFECTIVE MEDICINE!!!! CURSE YOU!!!!" She then rubbed her hands together. "Hey Red...."
The hobo landed with a thud, "Yeah, then my demi-god friend stalked towards the leader with a creepy smile!" On cue, CML did just that.
"Why me?" Red sobbed.
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Post by chaos on Sept 26, 2008 21:32:51 GMT -5
"Yup then my crazy evil friend glomped the other leader"
"How Does he know what's going to happen?" Pur asked worried. While CML appeared to be getting ready to molest the poor red tallest, Chaos turned toward Purple. "Hiii." She said softly with a smile. Before Pur could react he was savagely glomped to the floor by and insane Chaos.
"AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! CML HE'S SOOOO PLUSH!" X3. Pur looked traumatized but before anything else could happen Chaos had yanked him up and started shaking him. "WHERE IS THE ADORABLE SCUM OF IRK KNOWN AS ZIM! TEELLLLLLLL ME NOWWWWW!!!!!!!!"
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Post by chaos on Sept 26, 2008 21:39:33 GMT -5
(i got them blue berry poptart bluues)
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Post by the_who on Sept 26, 2008 21:44:02 GMT -5
"He's... at... Earth...." Purple hacked, becoming nauseous.
CML giggled, dragging Red along the floor off toward the nearest supply closet as he screamed and kicked. "CML!" Chaos yelled, and CML pouted.
"But... but...." The frown upon her friend's face made her feel guilty, and sadly, she hung her head. "Fine... I guess I'll stay a virgin for a little longer...." she groaned, and helped Red off the ground.
Red brushed himself off. "Huh, maybe having that other kid around isn't such a bad thing after all." But he was sharply pulled forward by the wrist, and he reluctantly followed, rolling his eyes in disgust.
"Doesn't matter. I like Dib better anyway." She glanced at Chaos. "By the way... I never actually managed to introduce myself to Dib or Zim... Gaz always catches me first and kicks me back out through the portal. So... it'll be... interesting." Chaos glared at this new information, and CML scratched the back of her neck. "Heh heh...."
"And that's how I became a hobo!"
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Post by the_who on Sept 26, 2008 21:44:33 GMT -5
(oh smexy, them blue berry poptarts)
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Post by chaos on Sept 26, 2008 21:47:10 GMT -5
"Oh shut uh hobo man!" Red growled as he and pur were shoved in to the back of a tiny voot cruiser. "Scoot over." CML shouted at them. of course they couldn't so Chaos and CML sat on top of them. The mystical hobo was left behind to eat the tallest's snacks.
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Post by chaos on Sept 26, 2008 21:48:04 GMT -5
(OOH OOH I STARTED PAGE 4)
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Post by chaos on Sept 26, 2008 22:11:22 GMT -5
(awesome I leveled up!)
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Post by the_who on Sept 26, 2008 22:25:49 GMT -5
CML cuddled in Red's lap. "I wuv you... in a lusty sort of way...."
"Meh." Red grunted, glaring as she took the controls. Instantly, they veered backwards into the Massive, making yet another hole in the glass. He winced. "My ship... give me those!" He slapped her hands away, and took the controls, having to wrap his arms about her in the process. CML grinned slyly, winking at Chaos to show it was her plan all along.
"You can pilot?" Purple asked. Red didn't answer this question, and expertly barrel rolled the ship with such smoothness the passangers were only partially aware of it, easily escaping the shards of glass. He rose his eye-ridge with a smug smirk, as the other's gawked at him.
Chaos glanced at Purple. "If he can do that, then what can you do!?" she asked excitedly.
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Post by chaos on Sept 26, 2008 22:31:45 GMT -5
Purple looked up a little shyly before speaking. "I can sing and dance." Everyone froze for a moment at Pur's odd confession.
"Y-you what?" Red was wide eyed but Chaos was grinning ;D .
"EEEEHHHHHHHHHH! AWE SO CUTE! YOU HAVE TO DEMONSTRATE WHEN WE GET TO EARTH!" X3
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Post by the_who on Sept 26, 2008 22:35:04 GMT -5
CML's mind had wandered down dark alleys. "Can you pole dance?" she asked, not quite thinking about what she was saying.
"Pervert!" Chaos snapped, and Red smacked the back of the perv's head, although he himself was secretly curious. All eyes were suddenly upon Purple once again... well... Chaos's were usually there, anyway.
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Post by chaos on Sept 26, 2008 22:36:54 GMT -5
(HAHA I GOT THE RANKS FROM MY SITE. XD)
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Post by the_who on Sept 26, 2008 22:38:38 GMT -5
(LOL... huh?)
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Post by chaos on Sept 26, 2008 22:39:52 GMT -5
"Y-yes." Purple muttered blushing a violent blue. Red about passed out right there. 'All this time he's been hold'n out on me!' He thought loudly. Only CML and Chaos heard it because they're immortal.
Chaos slapped Red. "NASTY!"
Red looked really confused. "What?"
"We can hear your thoughts, you know." CML stated. Now it was Red's face that flushed blue.
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Post by the_who on Sept 26, 2008 22:49:07 GMT -5
"Awe, you're so cute." CML said, squeezing Red's cheeks. Chaos rolled her eyes.
"I'm in a ship full of perverts...." she mumbled, suddenly feeling a bit uncomfortable on Pur's lap, or around the people in general. She felt like any minute some big drama would break out.
"Don't worry, we can spy on Pur later!" CML cooed, twirling his antenna.
"No way! I-I don't... I don't think that way about him!" He stammered, though his mind was sinking into the deep realms of pervism, which only CML and Chaos could detect. "H-he's just an irritating co-leader, and nothing else!"
Chaos jammed her eyes shut, slapping her forehead as she felt Pur tense. 'Great cover, jerk. This is going to end bad....'
'Won't it?' CML replied telepathically.
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