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Post by the_who on Nov 18, 2008 23:36:11 GMT -5
(hehe, couldn't resist. when guys get hyper, they usually get pervy too. XD)
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Post by chaos on Nov 18, 2008 23:36:57 GMT -5
But Zim was beyond reason. He rushed about the house giggling and squealing. His hyper attitude did not falter as Taifu caught him and threw him down on the couch.
"Zim what is your problem?" Zim never answered. Simply Giggled more. he seemed almost like Gir at the moment and it scared Taifu a little. "ZIM!" As Taifu grabbed him she noticed how much he was twitching. "Zim?"
He grinned and twitched giggled all the while. "WHY ARE YOU HERE?! " He cheered happily. "DO I LIVE WITH YOU?" The flash of the snow outside caught his attention. "WHITE STUFF!" He shouted pushing past Taifu and pouncing in to the window. Clawing at it when it denied him the snow.
"Zim?" Taifu approached he cautiously.
Zim turned and grinned at her. "I bet you want my white stuff."
"WHAT!?"
"CHOCOLATE!!!! XD" Zim screamed as Taifu looked disgusted at him. Then he rammed his head in to the window again Wineing when it wouldn't yield. "I WANT THE WHITE STUFF!"
"Zim Calm down!" Taifu shouted at him as he bashed his head in again. 'At least he can't get outside.' Taifu thought a moment too soon for Gir had just come in to the living room and opened the front door.
With out a moment's hesitation Zim bolted rushing outside with out a jacket his scarf of his disguise.
"ZIM!!!" Tiafu shouted after him.
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Post by chaos on Nov 18, 2008 23:37:46 GMT -5
(Too true XD I kept him pervy XD Any who yeah he's gonna go jack some more candy and earth sugar now XD the cure IRKEN SUGAR! or him coming down from his high which wont happen if he keeps eating more! XD Anyway I have to go now see yA!)
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Post by the_who on Nov 18, 2008 23:53:34 GMT -5
Zim screamed in delight as he was tackled into the snow. "More tea?" he asked. Taifu blinked, and he laughed, kicking madly beneath her. "My Tallests, MY TALLESTS, MMYYYY TALLLLEEEEEESSTTTS!!!!!!" She winced, cringing as he struck a high note. She peered at him with squinted eyes and he grinned cutely. "I'ma beeein' raeaped! Ehehehehe!"
Taifu yelped as he pushed her off and into the snow, and he dug through it pointlessly. He screamed as he tried to eat it and it melted into water in his mouth. Yet he tried again. Taifu shook him back and forth. "NO! ZIM, SNAP OUT OF IT!"
"I can snap! And clap! And even stamp!" he said, distracted as he burrowed into the snow, then looked up mischeviously. "You wanna play a game?" he asked giddily.
"N-no!"
"Yes?"
"No!"
"Yes?"
"No!"
"AH!!! IT'S THE PROLOGUE TO THE PREQUEL!" he screamed randomly, chucking snow at her, and clambered up the side of the house on his spider legs. She managed to catch one, pulling him back down to Earth. She winced as he snapped one of her bra straps.
"Do that again and I'll-" He did it again, then clambered unto her back.
"I'MA LITTLE GREEN MAN, JUST LIKE YODA! In't great!? I NNNEEEEDDD TO GET TO WORK! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT MY CUSTOMERS ARE AWAITING THEIR FRENCH FRIES!? SIZZ LOR WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO FIRE ME!" She shoved him off, and he screamed, running back into the house. She made to chase after him, and pulled at the door handle. It didn't budge.
"Zim?" Her eyes widened as he saw him peaking out from the window, grinning stupidly, waving. "ZIM, YOU LET ME IN RIGHT-" The curtain was closed, and she could here a racket and Gir screaming wildly, finally finding someone to play with. Taifu tried the door again and again, shivering, with no jacket. She banged on the door, but no answer.
She looked out across the yard, covered in snow. She knew she could probably convince the neighbors to let her in... but she couldn't bring herself to wade through the landscape of slushy, thigh-high white - navel high on her. While it had looked dazzling previously, it now looked like a nightmare. She sank against the door, and wrapped her arms across her chest, watching the steam of her breath, trying to ignore the cold.
The chocolate... she should have stopped him after the first. Somehow, it affected him severly... and all she could hope for was that he'd sober up before she got frostbite. Or at least open the door again. And being the tough cookie that she was, she braced herself, hunching over, mentally preparing herself for a few hours of extreme cold.
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Post by the_who on Nov 18, 2008 23:57:31 GMT -5
(Later! Haha... Zim and his candies.... Somehow, I got the image of when Gir was staring at Dib from inside the house in that one episode, and I just went 'Huh, this would be the perfect oppurtunity for Taifu to get locked out of the house.' Cause I'm mean to my characters.)
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Post by chaos on Nov 19, 2008 18:08:14 GMT -5
About an hour later the noise inside the house died down a little and Taifu looked up shivering expectantly. But she was once again denied her hopes as Gir's body came smashing through the front window.
"YOU CHEATED!" Zim shouted jumping out after the robot not even noticing Taifu.
"Z-zz-Zim!" Taifu shouted shaking uncontrollably she was sure she had hypothermia by now. He looked down at her and grinned.
"Your blue, you okay?" He seemed to finally be coming back to normal.
"I-I'm really cold Z-zz-zim." Sher shook more.
Zim looked at her with a sad smile for a moment. Then he suddenly froze. Taifu looked up to where he was staring. It was Dib, walking towards Zim's house with a large shopping bag. "Hey." Dib smiled. "I got you something from the mall Taifu." as he got closer he began to look a little worried. "Are you alright?" Dib sets the bag next to Zim and feels Taifu's head. "Your burning up!" Dib glares at Zim. "Why is she outside with out a coat?" Zim doesn't answer and Dib simply sighs scooping up Taifu and somehow opening the door.
Taifu thanked Dib by holding closer to him. he was so warm. "Zim are you coming?"
No answer. Taifu looked up at Dib a little worried.
"Dib..." He glanced down at her. \\
"Yes?"
"What was in that bag?"
"Oh just some Christmas candy for you, Zim, and Gaz." Dib smiled. But Taifu's eyes wenrt wide.
"Oh no!"
(make Zim go to the store and steal candehs XD)
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Post by the_who on Nov 19, 2008 18:18:47 GMT -5
She watched in horror as her boyfriend grinned at her, licorice already staining his teeth, the bag wide open. "MINE!" Zim screamed, running off with the bag. "GIR! COME! WE NEED ALL THE CANDIES!" he yelped, running off into the snow. Dib and Taifu stared after him, blinking, and Taifu moaned, shivering.
"Dib... go get my idiot back." she muttered.
"What about you?"
"I can take care of myself." Taifu mumbled, "Just... drag him back here." He lowered her to the ground, and she slumped against him for a moment before trecking to the couch, pulling Zim's abandoned jacket over her small frame. She blinked tiredly, then stood, walking to the kitchen to make hot chocolate.
Dib watched, concerned, but left none the less, running back out into the cold to retrieve her idiot.
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"MASTA, THEY'S GOT DA PEPPAMINTS!" Gir cheered, standing with his mitten-like hands against the windows of a candy store in the city. The two had made it there in record time. Zim pressed his face against the window, scarring people inside.
"Yes, Gir, they do, and it is our mission to conquer this store of sugary goodness." he said, fidgetting eagerly. With that, he and his robot, giggling, ran inside, conjuring screams.
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Post by the_who on Nov 19, 2008 18:18:51 GMT -5
(brb, diner)
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Post by chaos on Nov 19, 2008 18:23:40 GMT -5
(Okay XD)
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Post by the_who on Nov 19, 2008 18:28:14 GMT -5
(back! ^_^ )
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Post by chaos on Nov 19, 2008 18:37:15 GMT -5
It wasn't hard for Dib to locate Zim. Obviously being close to Christmas there were about 5 candy stores open at the center of town. Not to mention the aid of random people running and screaming about the green thing stealing candy.
As Dib turned the corner to the square he froze. All the candy from the 5 stores had been unloaded in to the center of the square and had been formed in the shape of a castle in the snow.
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Post by the_who on Nov 19, 2008 19:36:15 GMT -5
"You've... got to be kidding." he groaned, shaking his head. His trench coat billowed behind him as he ran through the slick street, jumping over swerving vehicles, eyes wide behind his glasses. It was strange, running not to expose Zim, but to save his arse.
He skidded to a hault, hearing insane giggling from above. He looked up, and Gir waved down at him. "CANDY CANES!" the robot shrieked, and Dib screamed as it began flinging sharp red and white canes downward at him, and it hailed like rain, sticking into the brains of young children as they tried to steal candy from the castle while their parents panicked.
"ZIM! GET YOUR UGLY GREEN FACE DOWN HERE NOW!" Dib yelled as he heard cackling. He winced as he watched Zim peer over a wall of his fortress, his eyes sparkling like jewels. "W-what the hell do you thin you're doing!?" Dib yelled up.
"IT'S MINE AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY!" Zim shouted, and began casting rock-solid peices of caramel down at him.
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Taifu sat at the kitchen table, groaning, curling into Zim's jacket. "Computer?"
"Yeah?" it asked, sounding bored.
"What did I do to Zim?"
"You got him hyper off Earth sugar. Smart move, genious."
She groaned, rubbing her eyes, taking a long sip of hot chocolate. "What should I do?" she moaned.
"Well, you could give him Irken sugar."
She glared up at the ceiling, looking for one of the computer's cameras so she could scowl into it. "Why on Earth would I want to get him any more hyper?"
"Well, actually, Irken and human sugar have compositions that cancel each other out." the computer said matter-o-factly, and she blinked, squinting. "I'm not lying, you know." it said, offended.
"You're absolutely sure about that?"
"Myup."
She sighed, and stood, going to the phone in the living room. Tiredly, she dialed Dib's cellphone number. "Hey Dib. No, not really - still feel like crap. Hey, get Zim home now. I know. Well, then tell him I'm baking. MY COOKING DOES NOT SUCK! Fine, so it does...." She looked up in the counters, reaching for all the Irken sugar she could. "Then tell him that I'm covered in chocolate and he has to come lick it off. Yes, that was meant to be perverted. NO I AM NOT COVERING MYSELF IN CHOCOLATE! Just tell him that! Just trust me."
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Post by the_who on Nov 19, 2008 19:49:29 GMT -5
(sorry, had to go do dishes. but now I'm officially back.)
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Post by chaos on Nov 19, 2008 20:09:13 GMT -5
(sorry I was screwin with Zadr XD)
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Post by the_who on Nov 19, 2008 20:11:11 GMT -5
(That sounds so wrong! XD)
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Post by chaos on Nov 19, 2008 20:23:51 GMT -5
(OMG IT TOTALLY DOES XD)
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Post by the_who on Nov 19, 2008 20:24:43 GMT -5
(Haha... okay, your turn! ^_^ *blasts J-techno music.*)
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Post by chaos on Nov 19, 2008 20:29:10 GMT -5
(AGAHAHAHAGHAGAGHAJHAGAHDGBoiumbn xaj AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! XD What dom yuo think? XD oh yeah once Zim eats the irken sugar he'll fall asleep then later after he's been awake for a while he'll through it all up very painfully. XD)
Dib hung up his cell phone. “I hope Taifu knows what she's doing.” He sighed and shouted up at Zim. “HEY ZIM!”
“Yeeess?” Zim peaked over giggling.
“Taifu said she was covering herself in chocolate and you need to go lick it off!”
Zim's eyes widened and then he giggled a perverted look on his face. Dib rolled his eyes. “I WANNA FINISH FIRST KAY! XD” Zim shouted at Dib and instantly began eating his entire castle.
Dib stared disgusted as Gir joined in and within an hour then had eaten every bit of candy. Dib face-palmed as Zim rolled over to him, much plumper than usual. “Carry me.” He demanded sticking his arms in the air.
“What? Zim no!” Dib shook his head turning his back on Zim. “If you want to get home to lick the chocolate off of Taifu you'll have to walk yourself.”
As Dib walked away Zim's muddled and perverted mind came up with a brilliant idea to get himself to Taifu with out walking. Zim grinned evilly and lept up landing on Dib's back. “Cary me!”
“GAH!” Dib just about toppled over from Zim's sudden weight. “ZIM WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!? WALK YOUR SELF!”
“SILENCE DIB-SLAVE!” Zim shouted back at Dib pulling himself on to his shoulders. Smirking evilly once more his muddled mind began thinking of Taifu covered in chocolate and he giggled doing what he would never have done normally. Dib's eyes grew wide as Zim licked the side of his face purring.
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Post by the_who on Nov 19, 2008 20:49:08 GMT -5
"ZIM! YOU PERVERT!" Dib screamed, dropping him.
"I CAN'T HELP IT! I'M JUST SO IRK-FORSAKEN HORNY!" Zim yelped, and Dib blinked, disturbed, as Zim scuttled up and ran through the city homeward. Wincing, he palmed the side of his face, getting all of Zim's spit off it, feeling like he would soon puke.
"Poor Taifu." Dib moaned, and staggered off into the general direction.
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Zim bounded into the yard, his fat somehow suddenly gone from how fast he had run. That or his high metabolism. At any rate, he lurched the door open, grinning eagerly. But his smile falteted into a confused frown as he saw Taifu, not covered in chocolate, sitting on the couch, looking up tiredly. "Zim, you arse...." she muttered, stalking forward, and he yipped as she pulled him down by the shirt collar to her eye-level.
"Sexy." Zim purred, grinning deviously.
"Zim, you- AH! WHAT THE HELL!?" Zim licked the tip of her nose, and she stepped back as he groped for her, looking devilish. But quickly, she grabbed the bag of Irken sugar Gir often baked with, and tackled Zim to the ground. He kicked and screamed, giggling, and managed to give her cheek a bruise as his flailing hand met it. Her eyes snapped open wide when he grabbed her beltloops and tried to look down her pants. "That's it." She stood, backing away, going to the phone.
"What you up to? Gettin chocolatey?" Zim asked, winking.
"No, you arse. I'm figuring out how much money I have in my account."
"Why you doing that?" He purred, pulling on her back belt loops, trying to get her pants down. He yelped as she punched him in the eye, and stared up at her, shocked, with large puppy eyes. She... she hit Zim?
"BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T FRICKIN CALM DOWN, I'M GOING BACK TO JAPAN! YOU UNDERSTAND!?" she yelled, sweat speckling her cheek. "THE FRICKIN COMPUTER SAYS I'M RUNNING A HIGH FEVER BECAUSE YOU LOCKED ME OUTSIDE, AND YET I'M STILL SITTING HERE TRYING TO HELP YOU! I'M SICK! SO EITHER LET ME HELP YOU GET SOBER, OR I'M GOING TO GO LIVE WITH MY MOTHER!" Her fist trembled before his eyes, and she stared at him darkly, phone still in hand, ready to punch in the last few digits, her face pale.
Slowly, he backed down, but his very skin seemed to vibrate, and his eyes didn't leave her chest. Moodily, Taifu grabbed a spoon, and began shoveling sugar down his throat. He fidgeted the whole time, occasionally reaching out to try to grab at her chest, but she always managed to smack his hand away.
Finally, his eyes began drooping, and he found it harder to sit upright. She continued spoonfeeding him until, finally, he collapsed on the floor, curling into a ball. She sighed - finally, he was asleep. She stood up, staggering to the bathroom, leaving him there, and proceeded to vomit into the toilet before flushing it, washing her hands, and making her way to the couch. She flopped down, exhausted, sweating and extremely hot one moment then shivering the next, but finally rolled over into a fitfull rest.
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Post by chaos on Nov 19, 2008 21:02:33 GMT -5
(AHAHA! XD Daw!)
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