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Post by chaos on Oct 17, 2008 21:31:39 GMT -5
(I LIKE BACON! O.o)
Zim just sat on the couch wide eyed. "But that-" That was the girl he had run in to earlier. "HOW CAN THIS BE!"
Surprisingly Zim hopped off the couch and ran towards the trashcan siding down in to his base. He was going to research this JapanEEZE school. "Dib wont get me this time not even with his pretty relative." Zim stopped did he really just say that? "Well by human standards I GUESS she's kinda pretty." He shook his head. "I need to get off this planet." Zim sighed and flopped down at his computer console.
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Post by the_who on Oct 17, 2008 21:53:26 GMT -5
A week later, Dib stood before the airport, not as a man, but as a girl. A small, molestable little girl who shyly stood before her father, a blush across her features, a spark of pure irritation in her eyes. He shrugged his bags from one shoulder to the other, trying hard not to undo the buttons of his blouse as he did so.
He hated it. Every ounce of it. He wanted to race away, never return, and arise years later to save Earth from alien conquest. But then again, the Swollen Eyballs wouldn't make him a full-fledge member without a high school diploma.
"Ah, that looks like your flight. Good luck daughter - perhaps even make some friends." Membrane said, and Gaz snickered before trailing after him, leaving Dib quite alone to board the looming plane pulling up outside the big glass windows on the landing strip.
"Oh, you must be the new student for that Japanese school. I saw you on the news." Dib gaped as he recognized that creepy girl - Gretchin - who had stalked him most of his life. She wiggled her fingers in greeting. "You're very pretty. Oops, got to go. Bye!" He sighed a breath of relief as she passed his area to wait in the next lobby.
The intercom rang, telling them to board the plane, and he did so, taking his common-class seat and staring out the window, not sure of even who would be sitting beside him. He allowed his glasses to slide down the length of his nose as he stared at the blue sky with his chocolaty eyes. He could only pray that it wouldn't be an obese person.
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Post by the_who on Oct 17, 2008 21:53:50 GMT -5
(who doesn't like bacon!? XD)
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Post by chaos on Oct 17, 2008 22:01:40 GMT -5
Zim quickly packed his things in to the voot cruiser.
"What you doin'?" Gir demanded.
"I'm going somewhere Gir." Zim nodded at the voot. "Watch the house and make sure DIB doesn't get in. GOT IT!" "Computer you watch the house!"
"sigh yes master." The computer grumbled.
Gir nodded while slurping up his suck munkey. Zim shook his head.
Zim smiled and hopped in to the drivers seat this was his greatest plan EVER! As he flew away he never noticed that Gir had slipped in to the back of the cruiser and was slurping his suk munkey awaiting their destination.
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Post by the_who on Oct 17, 2008 22:12:10 GMT -5
(Yay, Gir!!! hey, i got kicked off the comp. g2g. later.)
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Post by chaos on Oct 17, 2008 22:16:17 GMT -5
(Bye)
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Post by the_who on Oct 19, 2008 12:01:59 GMT -5
Dib sighed, leaning his head against the window as the clouds whirled outside. The person who ahd sat beside him was not particularly fat, nor smelly, nor beautiful, nor sleepy. He jsut seemed like the conventional business man... one who spoke no English, of course. This wasn't so bad, though, as they hardly had any interaction.
Until, of course, sweat began rolling down the man's face, and his hands began shaking. Dib glanced at the man, who began convulsing, and leaned over his laptop and began vommiting. But it wasn't average vommit - it was blood. Dib stood, and rose his hand in the air. "Attendant!" he called, waving it about, and the woman spotted him. She and another rushed over, and began looking the sick man over, who was convulsing.
"Is anyone on this plane a doctor?" the attendant asked, standing from her kneeled position. No one budged. The other attendant rushed to the speakerphone and adressed the question again. Surprisingly, out of the many people on the plane, not one was a doctor.
"What, you don't have a nurse?" Dib barked, standing.
"He is our nurse!" the younger attendant said, looking guiltily, nervously. "He said he had a headache, so I told him... oh... I should have...."
Dib leaned over the seat, feeling the man's head. "I-I can try to help." he admitted, bowing his head.
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Post by chaos on Oct 19, 2008 12:17:50 GMT -5
"So you want to teach here is that what you're saying Mr. Invaeder?" A board looking secretary asked. Her name plate read Isan Horoshima.
"That's right." The very short 'American' Male answered. He looked somewhat nervous and was wearing an odd red and black suit.
"And what makes you think your qualified?"
"Well Um I have extensive knowledge of outer space." He looked down then jerked back up. "AND, You chairman said he was opening this place for foreign exchange!"
Isan sighed. "Fine here's the key to your apartment." She handed him a key then brushed him off. "Now go away."
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Post by the_who on Oct 20, 2008 7:08:46 GMT -5
The attendans glanced nervously at the little girl hovering over the sick man. "I need a flashlight." she demanded, and it was handed to her near instantly. She shined it in the guy's eyes, tracing it back and forth. His eyes followed shiftliy.
The girl grabbed the sick man's wrist, holding it tight, feeling for pulse. "Get me a syringe." She tapped her fingers impatiently, and snatched it from the attendants hands, sticking it into the patient, drawing fluid. She looked the blood over, eyes wide. At last, the girl shook her head, a soft smirk on her cute features. "He's not ill." The peole around stared at her strangely. "He's suffering from the belief that he is sick. One of those mind over matter situations. Just take him to a dark secluded area for a while, and he'll be fine."
The attendants nodded profusely, eager to fllow her instructions. The didn't notice the young girl pocketing the syringe.
Dib smilled as 'she' sunk back into her seat, knowing that not only would his 'patient' would be fine, but that the man had provided him wth a nice sample of blood. Vampire blood.
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Post by chaos on Oct 20, 2008 16:53:27 GMT -5
(OH THAT IS GOOD! XD) Zim kicked back in his new apartment. It was rather small and it did get on his nerves a bit but at least he was settled in. He leaned back and closed his eyes intending to relax in the peace and quiet of the robot free apartment when suddenly a loud screeching something came Busting through the door.
"MASTER!!!!!!!!" It was Gir. Zim's eyes snapped open in shock.
"Gir? I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO WATCH THE HOUSE!" Zim snapped outraged but not really surprised that Gir had followed him.
Gir just stared at Zim for a few moments before jumping in his lap and giggling. "I missed you to master."
Zim shook his head. At least he had company. However unwanted it truly was. Now he just had to wait for School to stat. 'Funny how they spell it differently here. Ah well Humans what can you really do? Other than destroy them that is.' Zim shrugged and returned to his relaxing.
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Post by the_who on Oct 23, 2008 21:42:11 GMT -5
(we will have many random paranormal sightings)
"Hey." Dib was stopped by a hand on his shoulder as he made to step off the plane. After two days of flying, he didn't want to be bothered, and he turned about most reluctantly. But once he saw who had a hand on his shoulder, he was glad he did.
An asian girl, black hair, and pretty near-purple eyes gazed at him, her light skin sparkling flawlessly, nose small and button-like. He found himself sweating. "That was really cool the other day." she said, "Mind if I walk with you?"
"N-No problem." he shuttered, and coughed as he realized his voice sounded boyish, chuckling nervously as she rose an eyebrow. "Yeah." he nearly whispered, trying to keep his voice high-key.
"Uh... right." They walked in silence for a bit, towards the luggage retrieval area. "So, you're the new girl at our school, right? Deeb, I think it was?"
"Um... Dib... actually."
"I knew a guy named Dib once." He watched as she forwned, glancing away misserably.
"D-did he look like me?"
The girl blinked, pausing mid-step. "Of course not! That'd just be stupid! Honestly, you think you're the only Dib out there?" He shrugged, twidling the frill of his dress nervously. A binder was thrust before his face, and among the collage across the front of it, the girl's finger pointed to a tube of icecream labeled 'Dibs'. A smug grin took over her features, and he adeverted his gaze bashfully. His hand was taken and shook. "I'm Miyaki - my pleasure to meet you." A smile took over his face - no one had ever said that to him before, and he blushed. She smirked. "Come on, then. We haven't got all day."
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Post by chaos on Oct 24, 2008 16:04:22 GMT -5
(ITS TAK!!!!!!!!!!!) A short girl with long black hair that covered her face leaned back in her chair. Her name was Kinki. She was one of the few at the school who actually got their own room. He room was special in the fact that is wasn't connected to the school at all. You see she had been appointed as guardian of the schools flower gardens including the secluded pond at the edge of the school's boundaries.
Kinki was also special.
"So miss. Kinki....." A tall girl named Htisikaru spoke to her. "Do you think I will ever find my soul mate? Could you tell me who she is?"
Kinki rolled her eyes. She was always getting questions like this, but what else would you ask a psychic. "I've told you before and I'll tell you again, I don't know who your soul mate is. And another thing is if you keep asking about things like this you'll ruin your future." Kinki glared at Htisikaru.
Htisikaru glared at Kinki and stormed out of her house. "The nerve!"
Kinki sighed lowering her head before she jerked up. Well this wasn't right. "Something evil is here....?" She grabbed on to the feeling and pulled. "No. Not evil, just stupid." Kinki sighed. "Our new teacher is an alien, wonderful." Right then another jolt hit her. "Oh!" She broke out laughing. "A boy, ahahaha." What a wonderful horror.
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Post by the_who on Oct 25, 2008 18:48:58 GMT -5
"Again, huh?"
Kinki glanced over her shoulder at the girl entering from the backroom, carrying a kettle of steaming liquid and two tiny cups. Her hair was a flourescent orange, but Kinki was smart enough to know that it would be yet another color within a few day's time. "Taifu, you know she will never change."
"Last year, this year, they all seem to run together with her, don't they?" Taifu sat down opposite Kinki, pouring the tea. Unaccostomed to chairs, as she usually sat the traditional way upon a mat on the floor over the vacation, she fidgeted a good deal before settling. Kinki nodded, deilcately taking the china cup within her hand, sipping the deep brown fluid, the room filled with the aroma of herbs.
"Miyaki will arrive within an hour. She has company."
"Damn it. I was hoping she'd transfer before I started school here."
"You are still sour with her, I see."
"Always." Taifu sighed, thoughtlessly twiddling with the cup. Kinki didn't have to be a phsycic to read Taifu, as she had been going to the mysterious fortune-teller for years since her pinch with the frog incident. She listended as Kinki advised her to lift her grudge, as usual. "So who's with her?"
"Your roomate." Taifu smirked, taking yet another sip of her tea.
"Damn it."
Dib listened to Miyaki speak, but hardly paid attention as he watched the ground below. They were on a monorail, headed towards the outskirts of the city. H could almost imagine it being nearly Hogwarts-express like, except that the mountains were skyscrapes, spindling into the sky. "So is this your first year?"
"Um... yeah." He replied, awakened from his trance by the question. He blushed as she smirked at him, and adverted his gaze. He fidgeted - he didn't know if he could keep his act up much longer around this rather attractive girl. "We'll be there soon, right?"
"Yup."
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Post by chaos on Oct 25, 2008 19:12:53 GMT -5
Zim had become board with waiting. Gir was getting so much more annoying than he ever did at home. So to escape his crazed Sir unit Zim had slipped out of his room and was now exploring the school grounds.
"According to a map I saw inside there should be a garden around here somewhere." He spoke to himself as he looked for the garden to finally get so peace and quiet.
XX
Kinki stood up and glanced at Taifu. "Shall we go meet the new teacher?" Taifu looked confused.
"We have a new teacher now?"
"Why of course, did I forget to mention that?" Kinki shrugged. "Ah well. He's headed towards us right now. Trying to get to the garden poor stupid thing." Kinki shook her head in sympathy. "HE obviously never learned how to read maps before."
Taifu looked at Kinki like she was insane for a moment. "Are you insane? You can't call a teacher stupid!"
Kinki rolled her eyes. "I can do as I wish. Now let us greet it." She pointed at the door and walked out of her small home.
"It?" Taifu should have been used to Kinki's strange behavior by now but really sometimes Kinki was just too weird. Taifu shook her head and sighed before following after her psychic friend.
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Post by the_who on Oct 25, 2008 19:15:19 GMT -5
(for the last chapter, in the author's notes of pawns, we should put something like:
Zim: wait... zim is confused... what was the moral of this story?
Dib: It had a moral?
Chaos: well, of course it did, silly! All good stories have morals!
CML: Yeah! Respect your elders, for they have syringes!
Chaos: Or that trouble-making will end in answering fan-mail.
CML: elders.
Chaos: Mail.
CML: ELDERS!
Chaos: MAIL!
Gir: TAQUITOS!"
Chaos: yeah, he's right.
CML: he's always right.
Zim: *watches as cml and chaos walk away with gir* wah....?
or some variation of that.)
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Post by chaos on Oct 25, 2008 19:18:13 GMT -5
(XD AGAHAHAH! DEFINITELY!)
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Post by the_who on Oct 25, 2008 19:28:52 GMT -5
Taifu blinked as he came into view among the petunias, roses, lilacs, and other plants. "He's green." she mumbled to Kinki, who only shrugged. "And male." Taifu muttered in disgust, resentment overcoming her features.
"Hello, Zim-san." Kinki said, attracting his attention.
Zim blinked, his PAK taking a moment to readjust to Japanese from its previous English setting. "Huh?" he asked, then quickly said "Oh, yes, greetings... erm... small one!"
"I wouldn't be talking." Taifu snorted, crossing her arms over her chest, brushing a leaf off her blouse. Kinki stamped on her foot, silencing her as she winced in pain.
"Mind your manners, Taifu." she reprimanded, glaring at the girl. The alien teacher blinked, then glanced about in confusion, shuffling off. Kinki stepped forward. "Please, Zim-sama, will you and your companion join us for tea?" Taifu coughed, and Zim glanced down to see Gir hugging his leg.
"Gir!"
"Awe, please masta! Please!"
"HIS DOG TALKS!?" Taifu screamed, pointing, and narrowed her eyes, glaring at Zim, who was too busy trying to restrain his hyper 'puppy' to notice. "Oh... this sucks."
Dib followed Miyaki off the train contently, talking a bit. Strangely, he was able to open up to her some, thuogh this may have been because he thought it best not to introduce his paranormal theories to her immediately. Instead, he found himself laughing with her as they discussed how obese the Bloaties guy actually was.
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Post by chaos on Oct 25, 2008 19:43:26 GMT -5
(OMG I JUST KNOWTICED WHAT WE DID! XD ITS US ONLY WITH DIFFERENT NAMES AND APPEARENCES! YOU=TAIFU and ME=KINKI XD)
Zim found himself along with Gir sitting in a strange girls home.
"Tea?" Taifu asked the new teacher shortly.
Zim looked at the substance she offered before Kinki interjected. "I don't think he can have tea Taifu."
Taifu rolled her eyes. "And why not?"
"Yeah!" Zim joined in agreeing with Taifu.
Kinki shrugged and sipped her own tea. "Too much water. To hot." Zim instantly stared at the cup with shock and slight fear. To think he had almost accepted that. "Any way seeing as you are a new teacher here I figured we could welcome you."
Gir sloppily drank all the tea in his cup and grabbed a handful of cookies off the table. Taifu stared somewhat disgusted.
Zim nodded. "That's quiet uh, kind of you. But how do you know my name if we've never met before?" He glared suspiciously at Kinki.
"Why I'm a psychic of course. I already know everything about you." Kinki smiled with what Zim associated as wretched human evil.
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Post by the_who on Oct 25, 2008 20:03:46 GMT -5
(OMG, WE DID! actually... um... taifu is meaner that i am... but she does have a remarkably similar peronsality, despite her moods. oh, wait! she's me every once a month! XD how horrible is that!?)
Taifu squinted at the teacher, sipping on her tea, ignoring the slight scalding it gave her tongue. "So... uh... Zim-san... where are you from, anyway? And why on Earth would you employ for a physco like our headmaster?"
"Erm...."
"I mean, come on, haven't you noticed how short these skirts are?"
"Taifu, sit." Kinki sat sharply, glaring at her friend, who was portraying her skirt. Taifu rolled her eyes, and sat again, twirling her cup nonchalantly. "Temper, remember."
"I know." Taifu mumbled, keeping her gaze trained on Zim, who tapped his finger together nervously. "But seriously... why are you here? You don't look like any asian I've ever seen. Or American. Or even African." She was quite the sight, her head bowed slightly, eyes narrowed, glaring up, giving the sign that one wrong move could cause Zim a world of trouble.
"Oh good, Miyaki and your roomate are here." Kinki said suddenly, stirring her teabag within the slightly bitter substance. Taifu groaned, and rubbed her eyes. Kinki took the hint. "Yes, Zim, please continue."
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Post by chaos on Oct 25, 2008 20:16:16 GMT -5
"Um well.." Zim looked around trying to avoid the questions.
"And any way Why is your skin green? If I was crazy I'd say you weren't even human."
"TAIFU DOWN!" Kinki shouted and stood up as Zim yelped and ducked in cover under the table. Sitting back down she cleared her throat. "As you were SAYING Zim...."
Taifu stared in puzzlement Kinki had never lost her temper before. This was serious. Taifu decided she must have been messing with the time stream by questioning the teacher like that so she decided not to say anymore.
Carefully creeping out from under the table Zim cleared his throat. "Um, I'm from American!" Taifu rolled her eyes and Kinki laughed.
(Yes the American is on purposeXD)
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