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Post by the_who on Sept 26, 2008 17:22:37 GMT -5
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Post by chaos on Sept 26, 2008 17:23:28 GMT -5
"Oh dear." Chaos said slightly out of character. "This is reeeally high. Are you sure were almost there, CML?"
"Don't worry Chaos." CML said, smiling. "Its not that much further. Just wait, soon you'll be immortal like me!"
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Post by the_who on Sept 26, 2008 17:24:37 GMT -5
hey, be back in about thirty minutes. dinner. yeah.... this is just not my day.
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Post by chaos on Sept 26, 2008 17:26:50 GMT -5
hey, be back in about thirty minutes. dinner. yeah.... this is just not my day. its okay awesome vid by the way GAHAHAHAH! Stupid humans
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Post by the_who on Sept 26, 2008 17:52:02 GMT -5
Rocks tumbled down the side of the cliff, and the donkey winced, heaving. CML made a pouty face. "Maybe we should have brought another donkey...." she mumbled, scratching her head. This thought was forgotten, though, as they entered the layer of clouds swirling about Mount Olympis, the mountain they were in fact climbing. After another tedious few minutes, the donkey let out a cough, hacked, then collapsed conviently on the platform that was the peak of the mountain. "Oh boy, we're here!" CML cried, waving around the pickle jar. Chaos rose an eyebrow as her companion indulged in a strange Irish jig of victory....
"Yeah, I remember when I climbed up the side of a mountain to see a hobo, and my donkey conviently collapsed at the top!" an ominous voice from the fog proclaimed.
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Post by chaos on Sept 26, 2008 17:56:54 GMT -5
CML and Chaos looked up at the sound, and loe and behold, there he was. The man of legend. The Hobo man.
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Post by the_who on Sept 26, 2008 18:05:23 GMT -5
"Hey Hobo-man!" CML said casually, as if she had done this many times. She left Chaos gawking and stepped forward. "Yeah, we need an immortality blessing for Chaos."
"But did you bring the pickels?" He asked, his grimy smile turning into an inquisitive frown. She thrust the jar forward, a goofy stupid smile across her cheeks, a lock of hair sticking stubornly up as she did so.
"Ah! So you did, so you did." he said, greedily taking his treasure. He nodded to Chaos. "Okay, prepare yourself for a headache beyond human understanding." He said, his eyes rolling creepily in opposite directions as he spoke.
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Post by chaos on Sept 26, 2008 18:11:07 GMT -5
Chaos was a bit unsure about receiving pain, but immortality was too great to resist. She nodded and stepped forward. CML grinned and awaited the hobo to begin the blessing.
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Post by the_who on Sept 26, 2008 18:18:29 GMT -5
"AWOOGAAH SNHNARPLE VLADGIR TWEETH!" The hobo shreiked, taking out an ear of corn, using one arm to beat Chaos over the head with the yellow vegetable, while flailing his other arm about wildly. "SCREAMOUF SHNOOP FLWAMPLE GWAP!" He finished off the ceremony by weilding his corn above his head, then bringing it down upon Chaos's head with such fury even satan would cry. "I CAST YOU OUT, OH BEAST OF MORTALITY!" He thrust two ears of corn in front of the girl's face so they made a cross, then fell over and began to convulse madly, saliva flying all over the place.
He stopped five seconds later, and hungrily swallowed the corn like nothing had ever happened.
CML merely took a dance session in the corner, even though no music was apparent.
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Post by chaos on Sept 26, 2008 18:24:02 GMT -5
"Well... that was odd." Chaos said looking confused. "I don't get the headache thing, though. Only feel a little pain where the corn hit me."
"Just wait for it." CML, said still dancing.
"AAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!" Chaos grabbed her head as a sudden supernatural headache came upon her. Unfortunately, in her surprise, she fell off the side of the mountain.
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Post by the_who on Sept 26, 2008 18:28:07 GMT -5
"NOOOOOOO!" CML said in slow-motion, jumping over the side of the mountain, hand extended. She stopped mid-air, rubbing her chin, just standing vertically. "You know, this could be really dramatic if it weren't for the fact that immortals don't die."
The hobo grinned widely, his teeth eroded. "Yup!"
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Post by the_who on Sept 26, 2008 18:28:29 GMT -5
brb, dishes
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Post by chaos on Sept 26, 2008 18:36:36 GMT -5
BRB Dinner. ;D
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Post by chaos on Sept 26, 2008 18:41:21 GMT -5
"Yes very anti-climactic huh?" She asked CML and the hobo, coming back up the mountain.
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Post by the_who on Sept 26, 2008 19:12:56 GMT -5
back. listening to indian pop music.... huh... not bad!
"Very. Well, off to the comic con then!" CML said, hovering back to the top of the mountain, her third eye blinking as it materialized on her forehead. She noted Chaos's stare. "It's my famous person radar." CML said, pointing at her eye, "It's usually invisible."
"Yup." the hobo gurgled, "That portal will be opening any minute now." He shouldered a random mountain goat, that brayed in confusion. "Well, off we be!"
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Post by chaos on Sept 26, 2008 19:15:40 GMT -5
Chaos was still so confused so much weird stuff. 'What's with this insane stuff man? And when will we get the IZ boys?' She thought unbeknown to her CML could hear these specific thoughts.
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Post by the_who on Sept 26, 2008 19:20:01 GMT -5
"Don't worry, I just paid extra during my immortalization. It was a lot of cotton candy for this!" She said, pointing to the eyeball on her forehead, which winked. "And we'll get the guys as soon as we cram ourselves through Jhonen's head."
The hobo extended his hands. "Alright, hold on tight now!" he bellowed. CML grasped his hand, and grabbed Chaos as well.
"We've gotta make a ring. Take his hand!" CML said. Chaos's eyes strayed down to the grimy fingers, flies buzzing about the dirt-coated flesh, the fingernails rugged and yellow. The only protection from whatever parasites living on the palm was a brown fingerless glove.
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Post by chaos on Sept 26, 2008 19:32:33 GMT -5
Chaos sighed and grabbed the hobo's hand. 'Good thing I don't get sick very easily.'
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Post by chaos on Sept 26, 2008 19:36:05 GMT -5
(sorry I don't post much I'm still making dinner)
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Post by the_who on Sept 26, 2008 19:43:23 GMT -5
CML ignored the head-comment, and the hobo began drooling. Suddenly, as soon as the first drop of drool splattered on the ground, the world began to spin and bend about them, twisting and contorting into a dizzying cyclone of colors and... well... spinning stuff.
Through the vortex they travelled until they were vommited out on the other side in a very noisy complex, in front of a particular booth, behind which a very handsome comic book artist dropped his pen, and attempted to scramble away.
"Nuh-huh!" CML yelled, "Not this time!" She grasped Jhonen's cloak, and despite his protests, pried the center of his head open, sticking her foot into the glowing red light it emitted. "Well come on, we don't have all day!" she scolded Chaos, pulling her through Jhonen's forhead, who was screaming and convulsing on the floor. The hobo dived in after them, and with a pop, Jhonen's head became normal once more.
He stood up, holding his head, and glanced about at the awed line of fans. All he could say to them, as they dropped their auto-graph books and useless fan novelties to goggle at him was "Uh... yeah...." Once again, for the trio that had vanished, the world span and contorted. Jhonen could only wince at the migraine this caused, and stabbed a fork into the nearest cosplayer.
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