Once Upon The Corridor

[chaos]

Once long ago there was an ancient passage. Few in the world knew of it's existence. And as the years passed it began to disappear from the minds of the few who knew. Yet it couldn't be forgotten entirely. For Destiny would not allow this. The deck was shuffled and the jokers drawn. One black. One red. The Jokers were the chosen ones. It was their job to protect the Corridor, and all the dimensions that connected to it.

However, the jokers were young and foolish. They abused their powers over the corridor and used it to mess up the other dimensions instead of fix them. The Black joker was the worst at this. She had foolishly lead the Red joker in to other dimensions stealing powers from the almighty hobo.

Stealing of the Hobo's powers was bad enough. But then, thanks to the pleading of the Red Joker, the Black joker destroyed a most popular dimension. Bending it to her will and making sure that the Red joker was happy all the while.

When they were captured by the great one and forced back to the corridor, all should have been at peace. but it was not so. For the ones touched by the Jokers longed for their return.

And the Jokers knew.

Now Once more they chose to escape the long lost corridor. but this time. Things may be different then before. For the Corridor of Spades has a will of it's own.

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"CML COME OOOOOON!" Chaos shouted eagerly bouncing next to one of the many exits though out the corridor.

"I'm COMING! hold your horses." CML growled angrily storming after Chaos. 'Geese you'd think you've never been out of this place before the way you act.' CML thought a little to loudly.

"Oh shut up you! I just REALLY want to see what's happened since the last time we were in the IZ dimension." Chaos cheered happily spinning in circles. 'You're just cranky cause I made you lick most of Jhonen's Fan Mail closed.' Chaos giggled in her mind.

[the_who]

CML puckered her lip and frowned but didn't deny it. After all, there HAD been a lot of fanmail. She skulked after moodily, glancing at the maroon doors lining the navy walls. They were wooden, many deteriorating, growing knobs and crannies in their surfacxe, as if someone had spun the very fibers of them into large knots. The paint on these doors were chipping, bits of paint flaking unto the glass floor, which shone in the eerie dim light, glossy as it portrateyed te vast abyss of darkness beneath its surface.

"This one, I think." CML said suddenly, reaching for a more youthful looking door with a bronze doorknocker in the shape of the Irken insignia, turning the brass doorknob.

It didn't budge.

Chaos creeped up behind CML as the redhead struggled with the door. "Is it locked?" she inquired with a quizical frown.

CML was silent for a long moment before allowing her hand to drop. She pointed to the keyhole, which was turned up. "I think so... you wouldn't happen to have a key, would you?"

"If I did, we wouldn't still be out here."

"Oh... right." CML scratchedthe back of her head, then swung around, marching back through the hall from the direction they had come. "Well, I give up!"

"Give up!? You can't give up!" Chaos screamed, and yanked CML back by the collar of her shirt. CML blinked as a finger prodded between her eyes accusingly. "You dragged me through three hailstorms, an underground moose factory, and World War Q to get here! We are NOT turning back! Oh no!"

"Okay then...." CML replied, a bit miffed. She sighed, and glanced about. "So... um... you got a bobbypin?" she asked weakly, offering a sheepish smile.

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Chaos face palmed at CML's blunt stupidity. These doors couldn't be opened with a bobby pin. She sighed and turned to her mind to think long and hard. 'What to do what to do?'

While Chaos was busying herself, CML was crawling around on all fours looking for something with witch to open the door. She jumped in surprise when Chaos shouted her sudden epiphany out loud.

"THE DOOR MAT!"

"AHHH!" CML flopped on her face, then very comically bounced back up on her feet to scold Chaos for yelling. "WHAT DOOR MAT! WHY ARE YOU YELLING!?"

Chaos, with a silent smile pointed at the floor in front of the door where a brown welcome map had suddenly appeared.

"How long has that been there?" CML said blankly and she reached her hand under the mat and pulled out a shining key. Silver at the handle and bronze on the rest to match the key hole it was made to enter.

[the_who]

CML squinted at the small object, suspicious of it. Chaos rose an eyebrow - the dang red head looked like she was ging to start interogating the rather inanimate little key. "Give me that." the more logical finally snapped, snatching the key from CML's hands and jamming it into the keyhole. But before she could turn it, CML clasped her wrist.

"What if it's a trap, and everything will go kaboom, and we'll go kaboom, and our organs will spatter on the ceiling, and blood will drip all over and run down the walls and dry there, and the organs will dry too, and some poor human-whale hybrid wearing a paper bag on his poor hideous face will have to scrape them off with a sharpened toothbrush, and the doctors will splice our corpses open to find the causeof death, except we'll still be living, and everything will hurt, and one of the doctors will be morbidly obese and greasy, and the dinosaurs-"

"CML! Chill!" Chaos yelled, preturbed by the gruesome discription of their "fate". She rubbed her temples, erasing the images from her head. "It's just a door! So close your mouth before I get the encyclopedia again." At this statement, CML's hand jerked away, the girl's mouth clenching shut, leaving you, the reader, twitching with curiosity at what event had passed concerning encyclopedias that rendered her so uncharacteristically silent. But you won't know. Cause CML is too lazy to go into detail.

Anyhow... Chaos rolled her eyes and turned the key.

Rather than creeking open slowly, like in most horror flicks, it simply fell inward, leaving two startled girls before it, Chaos still holding the key, which clattered on the glass floor as she dropped it with a sickly slurpy siphoning sucking sound as it landed. The doorframe still stood, leading into a hallway made of and filled with a lake of pure glue.... One could smell the grossly strong odor and recognize the dense white goop on the spot. A flock of penguins colored yellow and brown much in the likeness of bannanas manuevered expertly through it, honking and squaking and flapping their flightless wings.

"Okay, like that isn't weird and random...." Chaos stammered, blinking.

"I told you!" CML squeeked, awaiting the wretched feeling of her entire body combusting and splitting, flinging across the room in such a large explosion tht bystanders would become piles of soot on the spot. Surely, the bannana-penguins would just happen to have dynamite on them, leading to their inevitable doomy demise....

Of course, no such explosion came.

[chaos]

(OMG *tears hair out* -_- I can't believe I'm writing so much )

Chaos, unlike CML was not amused nor afraid of the stupid looking birds. "Okay this is getting ridiculous." Chaos picked up the door and squeezed it back in to the frame then picking up the key jammed it in tot he lock and listened as the door clicked.

This time the door slid up words into the ceiling like something off a sci-fi movie.

"OH NO!" CML shouted running in circles for fear of what kind of horrible explosion aliens could cause. She was quickly silenced however as Chaos slapped her hand over her mouth.

"QUIET!" Chaos hissed in a yelled whisper. "I don't want them to know we came back yet." Chaos gave an evil grin. "Let's go surprise them. shall we?"

CML instantly snapped out of it. "Ooooh yes, let's." She gave an evilo grin as well and the two of them snuck through the door, as it quickly closed behind them.

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The two Jokers found themselves in a distant corner of an alien base. Specifically an alien base belonging to an alien invader bent on world domination, If you couldn't guess it was Zim's. Or at least that's what Chaos and CML thought. That is until they finally found the lift to the ground level floors.


"WOW!" CML exclaimed looking around at the almost mansion looking abode. "Talk about class."

"wooah. Seriously man." Chaos spoke looking around bewildered. "I don't think this is Zim's base CML."

"What was you're first clue?" CML looked over at chaos, a smug grin on her face.

Chaos was stopped from responding by a loud familiar sounding scream.

"That sounds like a movie we love watching, and watched last time we were in the IZ dimension doesn't it?" CML stated a dumb look on her face and she grinned with her head falling to the side.

Chaos face palmed at the description of the movie 'Sweeny Todd'. "Come on." Chaos preceded to drag CML away from the lift on which they had arrived to this floor and towards the sound of the movie. 'AHA!' Chaos thought triumphantly.

Peaking around a corner the two girls observed the residents of the home, yet neither could recognize them at first. It took a bit of observing the two sleeping boy's on the couch before they knew who they were looking at.

Both Boy's were very tall and lanky, they were also curled up together, (asleep as we just mentioned). One of the boy's was a tiny bit shorter then the other, he had very pale almost white skin, and soft brown hair that fell over his closed eyes. His apparel was very odd as well. He wore a huge white coat with a giant zipper on the front and light blue fluff around the hood and cuffs.

He looked like he wasn't wearing any pants though, which actually was the case, as in the place of pants he was wearing a very short skirt, that some Europeans so fondly refer to as a kilt. His look was completed by a pair of light blue boots.

The other boy on the other hand was almost completely opposite. With very tan skin, short spiky black hair, followed by a simple T-shit and very tight black jeans leading down to a pair of dark red steel toed boots.

CML gaped at them her mind finally comprehending what and who she was seeing. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" She screamed in a joyous fit of well joy and lept upon the sleeping boys waking them both up and making them scream as well.

"I MISSED YOU SOO MUCH!" CML shouted gathering the two up and crushing their wind pipes with a fierce hug.

Chaos stood confused. She knew the boys were familiar but still couldn't place them. "CML what are you doing?"

(XD yeah i used your picture ^^ I thought they looked ADORABLE XD)

[the_who]

(lol, yayz!)

"Get her off, get her off, get her off!" the middle-eastern looking boy - well, more of a man, really - exploded, struggling profusely. Chaos squinted, sure she had heard that voice somewhere before....

"Ah, calm down!" Chaos recognized the high-pitched voice anywhere - there wasn't another quite like it in all the universes combined. She gaped, dropping the key of the floor. "Red, stop flailing, you're hitting me!" he squeeked.

"Then get her off!" the darker snapped in the other's face.

"P-p-purple and Red!?" Chaos yipped, shocked - they looked completely... different. Obviously, they were disguised as humans... aside from the fact that they lacked noses and ears. But theirs were better than Zim's disguise by far (and yet strangely, worse than Tak's). The men glanced toward her, then continued to struggle. "What the - are we-"

"We're on vacation!" Purple squealed, the first to escape CML's grasp. Red continued screaching and clawing in the background. "In Europe! Italy! And there's good wine and food... but we can't drink this water stuff - Red figured that out the hard way. Or eat your domestic animals... except, strangely, insects. You know, like chocolate-flavored ants? Is that what ant farms are for? Can you eat roaches? They look gross. But there's boats and sights and... it's all so amazing! And the control brains think we're in Foodcourtia! I didn't know there were places like this in the universe!" Purple said all this at about a million miles a minute, excitement shining in his contact-lense covered eyes.

Meanwhile, CML scrambled over the couch next to Red, who had finally given up fighting, simply rolling his eyes and drumed his fingers impatiently as she fussed over his spiked hair, flattened on one side from being pressed against the couch.

Purple bounced up, running across the room. "I have to show you this really shiny, sparkly thing I bought - they guy called it a baceelect."

"You mean a bracelet?" Chaos stammered, still shocked and wildly bewildered, peeking around the corner of the room Purple had scampered off to, watching as he tore through a box full of random Earth-made merchandise.

"Yeah, yeah, bracelet! Mmm, where is it? I know I threw it in here somewhere." He pushed that box aside and began searching through another.

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"Soo.. Where's Zim?" Chaos asked as purple shuffled through the boxes in search of the bracelet. he ignored her in favor of focusing on his search so she instead asked Red. "Where IS Zim?"

CML snapped to attention at the question. "Hey yeah.. And where's my other moron?"

[the_who]

"Not here, that's for sure," Red huffed, then continued with a tone that obviously meant he and Zim weren't exactly getting along. "Last we saw of them, they were getting a room in Cowi-porn-ia."

"California Red," Purple corrected with a roll of his eyes as he continued to rift through his treasures, and became quite occupied with a book before tossing it over his shoulder.

"That's what I said!" he insisted defensively, and crossed his arms over his chest moodily, slumping deeply into his seat.. "Cal-i-fornia, Red. O-sama Ben La-den, Red. The Armada, Red," he mocked and grumbled with the most squeaky voice he could muster. Although invisible under his hair, his antennas were laid flat across the top of his scalp, flickering slightly in irritation.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait, WAAAIIIIITTTTT!!!!" CML suddenly yelped, then with the most idiotic, perverted grin one could possibly fathom, asked, "They were getting a room?"


(Do you wanna go zadr with this or not or whatever? Cause I don't want to be paired with anyone. Makes things too... awkward. I mean, if you want Zim, yu can go ahead and keep him.)

[chaos]

(XD lol I think ZADR will be interesting XD lol We'll make em be closet though XD lol they'll act like they still hate each other XD wont it but funneh? XD i know how to roll wif dis man XD lol)

"Well yeah." purple nodded sitting down next to red having forgotten his bracelet after being distracted by more questions. Chaos and CML exchanged glances giving each other pervy grins.

"Why are you two doing that?" Red asked catching the strange faces the two girls were making to each other.

"Why did they get a room?" Chaos asked a little quietly. "Do you know?"

"Of course we know." Red nodded crossing his arms tighter over his chest. Chaos waited a while for an answer, and when one didn't seem to be coming she looked to Pur.

"Well, they said they could keep a better eye on their enemy -you know each other- if they lived in the same house." Pur nodded as if it made perfect sense, which taking in to account Zim and Dib's track record it kinda did.

"Dib also said something about rent, and utilities but we didn't really care." Red added looking around boredly and completely unimpressed with the conversation. "Do we have to talk about them?"

"We'll I guess not.." Chaos said looking a little confused.

"What's up with you?" CML asked eying the tallest shiftily.

[the_who]

"Eh, you know... Control Brains peaved, Resisty pestering the Armada, galatic conquest... you know... the usual-" Purple said hurriedly, and Red let out a nervous chuckle.

"Uh... that still does't explain why you chose an isolated ball of Irken-burning H20 as your get-away vacation spot," Chaos noted, and CML blinked, having not even thought twice about it.

Red sighed, and ran his fingers trough is false hair, blinking fervently. Purple's cheeks turned dark green, and he slumped over, hiding his face in his hands. "Um... how should I put this..." Red mumbled, and then glanced up, "There's a... er... well, you see... there's... a lot has happened sine you've been gone and... uh... I mean, it's like, REALLY, HIGHLY unlikely, but...."

"I might be pregnant...." Purple said just barely audibly, hunching down even lower in his seat, hoping it would swallow him whole.

"But it's REALLY unlikely!" Red added quickly.

CML and Chaos gaped at the two, shocked. "HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?" CML inquired with wide eyes, utterly bewildered.

(lol, you don't mind the twist, do yeah?)

[chaos]

(XD Awwww XD so cute XD little smeets XD they can be born in the epilogue XD lol they survived so much XD YAY! no i don't mind ^^ Sorry for this post ^^; but i though even if you didn't like it it would be a good idea to get us to Zim and Dib. XD)

As CML freaked out Chaos grinned wide. "AW!" She squealed hopping in Red's lap and leaning over to hug Pur, startling both of them. "I love smeets." Chaos explained hugging Pur.

CML just looked startled. "But.. I didn't know he..."

"Well ya see." Chaos explained using her almost only talent to know tons of information on Irkens and other alien species. "Female Irkens are very rare. so the males are born as hermaphrodites." Chaos smiled, then a puzzled look took over her face. "But i thought reproductive abilities were taken away when the smeet facilities were made."

"Well," Red mumbled not making eye contact. " Most Irken's can't reproduce, but seeing as we can't completely count on the smeet facilities to not be damaged or destroyed by one of the empires enemy's..."

"The tallest.. and Most of the invaders, are left with the ability to reproduce." Pur finished for his uncomfortable partner.

CML smirked at this new knowledge. "Oh really? Only the tallest and Invaders huh? So does this mean Zim could reproduce?"

"OH IRK NO!" Pur and Red shouted at the same time nearly throwing Chaos in the floor as they tried to jump up.

"Why not?" Chaos asked getting quickly off of the two tallers beneath her fearing to actually be thrown in to the floor the next time.

"Only GOOD Invaders are given the ability." Red hissed at CML and Chaos.

"But how do you tell who's good, and who gives them the abilities?" CML asked innocently enough.

"Well," Purple began. "If an Invader lands on a planet with a species similar to our own... They are required by the Control Brains to report it. Then The control brains will download the information and programing into the invaders PAK." Pur nodded as he explained. "The new data allows the PAK to release the hormones needed to allow the reproductive organs to work."

CML and Chaos nodded thinking deeply. Chaos was busy storing the information in the library of a head of hers, whilst a new thought was occurring to CML.

"Waiiit... Human's are similar to Irkens.."

[the_who]

(Lol, love it! XD I actualy thought about Irkens being hermaphrodites before this, but I was afraid it'd be to offensive for he general population.)

Red froze, and blinked slowly. "N-no they're not," he stuttered, and CML frowned.

"Well, we've got bones and muscles and walk on two feets and have two eyes and oposable thumbs and one mouth and-"

"And we're both carbon based and evolved from a common single-celled organism..." Chaos interupted, and CML squinted.

"Wait, how do you know that?"

"I know things, CML. I know things," was Chaos' cryptic answer. Meanwhile, Purple and Red were panicking, screaming at each other. Alas, the two girls realized this, and tuned in to the argument.

"Me!? You were the one who assigned the planet!" Purle yelped defensively.

"Well, you're the one who persuaded me not to have him deactivated after Impending Doom 1!"

"You're the one who gave him the giant robot!"

"You're the one who had Zim assigned as an invader!"

"You're the one who Spork told to get rid of the energy-consuming-blob!"

"Yeah, well, you were Miyuki's personal advisor and was the one who went with her to the labs where Zim was making his Tallest-eater in the first place! If it wasn't for you, she wouldn't be dead, and Zim wouldn't even be our problem!"

Purple was silent for along moment, looking truly hurt, gaping wit shuddering breaths. Red simply looked pissed. "You said you wouldn't talk about that anymore!" Purple cried, turning away from the crowd, arms crossing over himself as a sudden chill consumed him.

"You said Zim wasn't something to worry about, and look at how that worked out," Red snapped, "Now for all we know there could be hundreds of his little love-spawns bent on the destruction of the Empire! Damnit... Miyuki help us all...."

"Stop being an asshole! It's not his fault! Look, if you're so worried about Zim, just go find him and check to see if he got the hormones or not!" Chaos said sharply, tugging Red down by the collar of his shirt, "And dis the piss-ass attitude or you'll have me to deal with!"

"Owned...." was all CML had to say.

[chaos]

(Smeets are great but PLEASE don't give them combo names. They are so dumb and over used.)

"Now are you just going to sit there or are we going to find Zim and Dib?" Chaos asked stepping towards CML expectantly. Unbeknownst to the tallest and the readers up till this point. CML had been training her powers and had gained the ability to NOT ONLY tele-run, but Teleport all together!

Red and Pur looked at each other worriedly, then up at CML and CHaos. "Let's go." The said at the same time standing up.

'Ready CML?' Chaos thought spoke to her.

'I'm not sure.' CML replied. 'I've never teleported so many people at once. And it IS a new power.'

'I'm sure you can do it.' Chaos cheered in her head smiling on the outside.

"Well what are we waiting for then?" CML cheered out loud and she grabbed Red and Chaos's arms, they in turn each grabbed one of Pur's arms, and away they went.

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"Zim...?" Dib asked sleepily not really comprehending much. He looked up eyes half lidded and glanced around the bedroom. The only apartment the two of them could get was a small one room half bath wreak. But Zim's technology made it bearable. At the moment though Dib was busy looking for the source of the noise that had woken him up. He was normally such a deep sleeper that almost nothing could wake him up. But this time something had.

"Zim?" Dib whispered to the sleeping form next to him. The Irken grumbled something about cupcakes and waffles before rolling over towards Dib and drifting off again. Dib sighed and snuggled back into the covers. It was probably nothing.

(XD it was us arriving in the living room/kitchen of the apartment thanks to you XD lol GREAT POWERS!)

[chaos]

(hey go ahead and post but I'll have to respond tomorrow I gtg mom wants me off the computer Good night ^^)

[the_who]

(YAAAYYYY!!!! lol. Okies! And yeah, I hate combo names... they're worse than juniors.....)

"AH! Get off of me-"

"I think I' gonna be sick."

"I smell waffles."

"CML, let go!"

These were only a few of the utterances passed as the heap of people worked fervently to shove away from each other. Somehow, Gir had been included in the mess, and came out on top squealing before diving back down to squeeze Red's face. "I MISS-ED YOO MILK MAN!"

"AH! GET IT OFF!"

Chaos was the first carbon-based lifeform to emerge from the pile, and tugged CML up after her by the ear. "What was that!?" she stammered. While teleporting, the had literally gone to hell and back.

"I told you I wasn't sure about it. Eugh... I need an Advil... I think that fire singed off some of my hair, too."

Red finaly managed to scrable up and pry Gir from his face, but the moment he did so, the robot began shrilly screaming.

Dib sat up. He was SURE he heard something now - even Zim was wincing in his uncharacteristically deep sleep. He nearly tripped over himself as he stumbled out of bed, groping for his glasses and lighter. He shoved the ocular aids unto his face, and ficked on his lighter, allowing the flame to light his way. He grabbed a baseball bat signedby a famous guy off the wall as he crept into the kitchen.

And swung randomly at the first bit of motion.

"OWE!"

"Gee, Red, today's just not you're lucky day." Chaos said, finding the light switch with her recently gained night-vision. Dib stared, stunned, the bat rolling across the floor once it slipped from his fingers as the light revealed familiar faces.

His cheeks flushed red - this was NOT supposed to happen. They could NOT find out that there was only one bed in the entire abode, and that no one had been sleeping on the couch or floor lately. They could NOT find see the clawmarks on his back and chest. They could NOT see Zim curled up with a hickey on his neck! "WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT MY HOUSE AT THREE AM!?" he screamed, thuroughly degraded, a peice of him dying right then and there.

"DIBBY!" Gir squealed insanely, leaping unto the stunned young-man's head, not adding any machismo to the image at all.

[the_who]

night!

[chaos]

"DIB!" Chaos yelped rushing over to him as he yanked Gir off of his face and flung the robot across the room.

"MY MORON!" CML shouted tackling him to the ground.

Dib lay frozen stiff eyes wide. "CML and Chaos?" He asked unbelieving. "What are you doing here? How did you get back?"

"Now there's a nice short story." CML giggled crushing Dib in a huge bear hug.

"Yup. And we can't wait to tell you two." Chaos chimed in smiling widely. "Where's Zim anyway?"

Lucky for Dib, he and Zim had chosen tonight to wear clothes (pajama pants and a loose t-shirt for both of them) Other wise it would have been HORRIBLE! not that it wasn't already. But at least he could work with this. "Uhh.. Zim is.. in space!" Dib nodded trying to come up with a deeper explanation.

"Why?" Chaos and CMl asked.

"Uhhh.. He.. Left some take over the world stuff up there." Dib nodded, before shoving the group towards the couch. "Here have a seat I'll go get him heh." And with a quick wave he bolted for the bedroom door.

"He's a bad liar." Chaos nodded once Dib was out of the room.

"yeah, you'd think he'd have a better excuse." CML nodded. Red simply sat on the couch in angered silence as Pur tried to baby his bashed in head.

[the_who]

'You know... I wonder if we walked in on anything-'

"Get your mind out of the gutter, CML," Chaos said outloud, slapping the back of her friend's head. CML whined, wincing, and rubbed the sore spot, moaning, bent on squeezing every last bit of sympathy from Chaos. Chaos saw through the act, though, and merely rolled hr eyes as CML began making dramatic sounds and whimpers. "Oh suck it up."

"Fine... be that way... maybe I'll get brain-trauma and go into a coma and bother you no longer and-"

"Do you mind. Uh, hello? I've got a 'slight' headache here, so would you mind shutting up!?" Red roared in frustration, quite a scary sight, startling even Purple, who was used to his short temper. CML gulped and stopped instantly, hands clapping down on her knees, fingers drumming nervously. The Tallest waited a moment before slumping against his mate, allowing Pur's fingers to gently massage the pain away.

Meanwhile, Dib near lept on the bed and began shaking Zim. "Zim, Zim! Idiot! Get up!"

"Shad-up Dib...." Zim grumbled, groping about for the alarm clock. He gave the time a glance before shoving the device in Dib's mouth and flopping back over. Dib spat it out and gagged, then continued shaking Zim, who whipped out a gun and pointedit between Dib's eyes. "I said silence! Can you not see you are disturbing the slumber of none other than ZIM!? Now go away." The Irken watched as Dib gave a nervous chuckle and backed out of the bedroom, then turned over and pulled the sheets over his head, curling up as he drifted off again.

Dib cloed the bdroom door cautiously, and gave the group a smil that looked more like a grimace. "Er... Zim... is really busy on the moon... and...."

"Oh for Spork's sake!" Red yelled, having lost all patience, and pushed off the couch, elbowng Dib sharply as he marched into the bedroom, staight toward the bed. He paused at the foot of the bed, flung the sheets upward and thrust his hand down Zim's pants. Dib gaped, frozen in place.

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"GAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Zim shrieked. He was awake now, and couldn't chose between his sudden surge of emotions, Anger surprise, confusion, yet he settled on the strongest. RAGE! "GET OUT OF ZIM'S PANTS YOU HUMAN FILTH!" Zim slashed a claw at Red, who narrowly dodged it before pinning Zim down with his pak legs.

"DON'T YOU ATTACK YOUR TALLEST, ZIM! THAT'S TREASON!"

Zim froze and took a closer look at the human teen who was busy with his hands down his pants and his eyes grew wide. "M-my tallest, I'm sorry I didn't re-"

"Shuddup Zim!" Red glared at him and he silenced himself laying frozen as Red's facial expression turned to horror, before he yanked his hand out of Zim's pants. "You no good Irken Bastard." Red hissed. "You did it didn't you?"

[the_who]

"Did what?" Zim questioned.

"Did it!"

"Did what?"

"GOT YOURSELF A WILLY, DAMNIT!" Red screamed, clasping Zim around the neck.

"Willy? I don't know anyone named - oh... you mean THAT willy! Heheh... yes... yes I did. It's quite superior, isn't it my Tallest? It's fully functional as well! Go ahead, bask in the amazingness that is the willy of Zi- Ah!!!" He was cut off as his oxygen supply suddenly ran out as Red throttled him.

"Zim, I'm going to rip your ass off and feed it to rabid weasels!" he screached, terrified at the prospect that it was possible for Zim to reproduce. "I swear, if you're pregnant or produced or are in the proccess of producing any love children, I'll dismember them all and feed them to you still squirming! WITH CHOPSTICKS MADE FROM YOUR SPINE!"

"Hey... is Zim pregnant?" CML asked, peeking around the corner. Chaos glanced at Dib, who was turning ashen white and hot pink all at once.

"I's gonna rape joo...." Gir said, looking up at Purple, who's eyes snapped wide, and he quickly stepped away from the insanely giggling robot.